Meet Me In Montauk

not enough secret gardens and hidden passageways and bookshelves that open to a mysterious library these days. get working on that girls.

on it boss

trapped in the catacombs boss

hearing a beloved friend say the words 'can i be mean for a sec' is like watching an angel descend from the heavens and kiss you on the forehead

jsyk if we've ever had a positive interaction you can summon me for boss fights

my love language is being the little devil on your shoulder telling u to indulge. if you're someone with more self control and discipline than me and you need a little push to buy those concert tickets, dye ur hair pink or go to that party on a week night fucking hit me up i love telling ppl to say fuck it. i don't even need to go with u i just love knowing u did it. nothing too bad nothing that'll damage ur life but if u got a tiny pleasure you're denying yourself i would love to change ur mind and then watch like sicko from the window

i bet it feels good as fuck to erupt from the soil as a skeleton warrior

[guy whose bedtime is approaching fast] I need to write one billion words right now. and draw everything that has ever existed.

I feel like something GREAT is going to happen to me. I feel like something WONDERFUL has happened. It hasn't reached me yet but it's on its way.

(Does a big shounen anime style powerup sequence with screaming and flexing and when the dust settles I am comfortably snug in bed surrounded by beloved plushies)

S-such power! She’s already asleep?!

a CRITTER? Carrying a BERRY?? Across a BRAMBLE VINE?????

#famously few birds in space#probably the safest place to take him

told my friend about my Epic Mental Health hack (Simply Go to The Woods for a Few Hours) and now whenever I’m feeling sad she’s like oh have you tried running away to the woods? as though i am an arthurian knight experiencing a bout of madness

knight strip tease. is that anything

knight burlesque performance where he brings on a squire to help him take off each individual garment. the helmet stays on. squire is stone-faced and professional.

duo of knights doing a burlesque performance where they make (presumably) sensual eye contact while their respective squires help them take off their armour. the helmets stay on. the performance lasts twenty whole minutes. is this anything

muffled yet suggestive clanking from outside the club