local ghost

john mulaney singlehandedly replaced supernatural’s role of having a gif reference for everything

itd be fucked up if our teeth were always flacid but got hard when we ate

Are you okay?

Imma start charging people for hurting my feelings $3 a minute

no offense but the cutest thing to me is random little kisses like not even, on the lips just, when someone kisses you on the temple or like?? the top of your head or anywhere honestly its just rlly cute and I’m suffering

UNMUTE THIS

Uhm. No honey. Starwars is for everyone. And you don’t make the rules. Please keep your hatred out of Star Wars please? Thank you.

Damn if you’re gunna make a fake tweet atleast put some effort into it!

Hozier if you’re reading this I am ready to get hurt again

vine 2 better have new stuff but also sequels to all the favorites.  do we get to meet the roommates? did he drop the croissant? will we get to look at all these roosters since we saw all these chickens? how is gavin doing?

My last 2 braincells

I BURST OUT FUCKING LAUGHING OMG