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Oh my god, the Ten Rules of Comedy

Punchline does not mean hit the child.

Don’t howl at your own jokes.

Tentacles funny. Razor sharp claws not funny.

Multiple heads should speak one-at-a-time.

No claws for tickling.

Scared kids don’t laugh.

Try not to hurt the audience.

Always keep sharp spikes in!

You won’t get a laugh if you don’t take a bath.

Dashing through the states

In a Chevy Impala

O’re the roads we go

Blasting Nirvana

Cas and Jack in back

and Sam is at Deans side

They’re on a trip to hell and back

With Bobby as FBI

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Oh, jingle bells, Crowley smells

Garret’s locked in the trunk

Oh, what fun it is to hunt

And sometimes end up drunk

Jingle bells, Jingle bells

Blasting Nirvana

Oh, what fun it is to ride

In a Chevy Impala

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The roads are often hard

And blocked by god’s ego

Somehow they still live

Though sometimes end up dead

The man pain is extreme

The references are bad

But that’s why we have Gabriel

To make sure we’re not sad!

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Oh, Jingle bells, Lucifer smells

Adams still trapped in the cage

Oh, what fun it is to hunt

and sometimes end up drunk

Jingle bells, jingle bells

Blasting Nirvana

Oh, what fun it is to ride

In a Chevy Impala!

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Tony: Can you, kid? Can you?

John: Okey, tell me everything that happened.

Sam: It is really long story.

John: I've got time.

Sam and Dean: *tell all story*

John: So... You were fucking demon. And then...you... became one? What else? You're friends with some vampires, werewolfs or other shit?

Sam: Actually, there is that one guy named Garth...

Dean: And I had Benny...

John: At least here in a bunker are just normal humans.

Dean: They are not here right now, but we don't live alone

John: Oh God...

Sam: No, not him. He left. But he really makes amazing pancakes.

Dean: And got hot sister.

Sam: Dean, don't pretend...

John: Don't pretend what?

Dean: Well, we live here with my boyfriend Castiel. He is an angel.

Sam: Yeah, and we kinda adopted and raise together the nephilim, Jack.

John: Nephilim? You mean human-angel son?

Dean: Don't look at me. He's Lucifer's.

John: Awesome, maybe now tell me Satan himself was here too!

Sam: He was.

Dean: In Cas. And in Sam.

John: In Sam, of course. Who else?

Dean: In Sam? I'm not sure about Gabriel.

Sam: Shut up.

John: Gabriel? The archangel?

Dean: One and only. But he was also banging Rowena here in a library. Before you ask, Rowena is a witch. And mother of Crowley, King of Hell.

Sam: Who was your bestie.

Dean: Now you shut up.

John: You know what? Screw it. I've got another son.