silver lining @royalpaininyourass - Tumblr Blog

babyionian-deactivated20200611

officialcrow

i hate this so much

blonded004

STOP

#vine #STOP

•18+ Adults Only

Watch Anya Live on Cam

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.

✓ Live Streaming✓ Interactive Chat✓ Private Shows✓ HD Quality✓ Free Actions

Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming

Are we Really going to call me out. When Christophe, who is terrible and also horrible, exists? He:

Worked for me and Pissed in my Office

Replaced the Mayonnaise on my sandwich with Not Mayonnaise

Ate food court leftovers out of the garbage

Hardly ever did his actual Job

Is Disgusting All Around

Dug a fucking Dirt Kingdom in my basement

Flooded our neighbor’s house doing this

Harassed my Attorney into dropping me as a client and then quit her job

Convinced me to try and overthrow a restaurant's class system

Stole my Garden Gnomes

Broke my bathroom door

Regularly insults my cooking

Regularly insults me

Smells like death

Never bathes unless I make him

Doesn’t own a toothbrush

Is probably the reason I suffer from chronic migraines

Plotted to literally kill our son’s boyfriend

(Not Intended to be a Complete List)

dirtscum-blog

since Gregory is never online I can tell everybody all of his embarrassing secrets

dirtscum-blog

he cries in church

dirtscum-blog

he had be bring a gun on our hotel on Valentine’s Day because of his massive gun kink

dirtscum-blog

one time I called him grego right when he was about to cum and he still did it

dirtscum-blog

he started carrying around hot sauce because of Beyoncé but he can’t have anything spicier than a bell pepper

dirtscum-blog

speaking of, he loves Beyoncé . I don’t know why he’s embarrassed by that.

dirtscum-blog

he calls his mother mummy

dirtscum-blog

he held a funeral for me before I was dead and I went to it

dirtscum-blog

Miranda didn’t want to eat his weird healthy dinner once and he cried

dirtscum-blog

this

dirtscum-blog

he thought he was going to have an affair with one of his professors in college

dirtscum-blog

HE THOUGHT A BUKKAKE WAS A JAPANESE MEAL

royalpaininyourass

We’re getting a divorce

#longpost

Tumblr is really a toxic, dirty place and I don’t want any part in it thanks for following me but my Husband has just proven that I don’t need this sort of negativity in my life anyways it was nice meeting you all bye :)

#Social Media is Evil Technology is Toxic and the Computer's a witch

My husband’s hobbies include digging holes and raising teenagers in our modest house as his own.

•18+ Adults Only

Watch Anya Live on Cam

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.

✓ Live Streaming✓ Interactive Chat✓ Private Shows✓ HD Quality✓ Free Actions

Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming

where is myhusband

You can’t make me do anything.

Don't ever touch me again I'm leaving I'm going to enjoy my bath abd my wine alone

dirtscum-blog

i think the furthest i got with gary was jerking him off. we might have fucked, i can’t remember, but it was fucking hliarious

royalpaininyourass

WHAT. WHAT. WHAT. WHAT. WHAT. WHAT ARE YOU TAKING ABOUT. WHAT.

I did not hit that twat with my car

#i wish i had

•18+ Adults Only

Watch Anya Live on Cam

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.

✓ Live Streaming✓ Interactive Chat✓ Private Shows✓ HD Quality✓ Free Actions

Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming

realitytvgifs

goals

#me #myself

I didn't mean to publish that ask I hate this life of failure

Give it a rest, pal

your ass is perfect and it's nothing to be fucking embarrassed about you ridiculous twat. who cares, you can get new fucking slacks. You like to shop for the clothes anyway, and you were too skinny before. I love your ass. I love it, and now there's more to fucking hold onto, at least. Good. Good. i love you. stop being so silly.

I just wabt to be skinny like secondary school

paladitz-deactivated20180530

watch the queer vegetarian in his natural habitat… (video of gregory judging all the clothes in jc pennys)

#the best of #everything

•18+ Adults Only

Watch Anya Live on Cam

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.

✓ Live Streaming✓ Interactive Chat✓ Private Shows✓ HD Quality✓ Free Actions

Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming

dirtscum:

flowergag:

gonna fuck the tree from pocahontas

The tree also hates white boys and also cannot consent as she is clearly senile. Not to mention a tree and also a spirit? What the fuck is wrong with you. She’s not even one of those sexy trees. You know the ones I mean. Didn’t you read what that other kinkshaming asshole said? You can’t fuck the ancestor tree. Give it a rest, pal

#go look through my best of tag right now

royalpaininyourass

Don’t be nice to me while I’m emotionally compromised

dirtscum-blog

what’s wrong. why are you unhappy. i will destroy it from this earth?? please be happy, get out of the bath

#best of

Trending Blogs

Last Seen Blogs

silver lining