Royal Frost Dragon

*fingerguns @ the sun* for Apollo

i love characters who have like…. an unreasonable amount of backstory. before they entered the time frame of the tv show they personally saved the life of four different foreign dignitaries, spent five years as a mountain hermit, have lived on every continent including antarctica, speak twelve languages, have studied every form of martial arts you can think of, are an expert vintner, were the subject of two separate famous works of art, and have been implicated in eighteen bank heists around the world. they’re 25 years old. no one questions this.

ok so i made the mistake of standing on the beach in the dark and listen…….. listen. there is nothing that cares about you less than the ocean in the dead of night. it is tangible. you can’t fuckin see a thing. there is no horizon. it’s a ceaseless void and she cares for no one and loves nothing. you have to respect her bcs she clearly has no fuckin love for you and if she wanted she could take you and NO ONE WOULD KNOW

I wish that at the end of a fic Ao3 would give you links to similar fics

Yes, because I too hate sleep and wish to never sleep again. 

GREAT octopus TEN OUT OF TEN shiny

This is a first edition holographic octopus. This is worth a lot of money.

It is perhaps the saddest thing, to go through your bookmarks on AO3 only to find the words “deleted work.” (And you know you’re missing something you wanted to keep, but there’s no link and no summary, no bones left behind to tell you just what it is that you’ve lost.)

@royalfrostdragon for real tho

@dean-el this is the absolute worst!

whAT BOOK IS THIS

To Be or Not to Be by Ryan North.  Hamlet as a choose-your-own-adventure book.

I own this book and it’s about 600 pages and it’s ALL this good. You can play as hamlet, Ophelia, or hamlet sr, who is a ghost. You can murder everyone in the play. You can fire yourself out of a cannon and use your uncle as a skateboard. There are dozens of endings and places where you can diverge from canon and do something wacky instead. 10/10 would recommend

@infearofblankpages Egypt birthday present???? 

@dean-el