bow down beaches

Better a big mouth, than an empty head.

naut when that big mouth can get people fucked up but an ‘empty head’ cod make yer life much easier

I have had my experiences with an empty head. I would sooner let you stick your culling fork through my face.

aw but id never do that if i was gonna cull you id leave yer pretty face out of it

Better a big mouth, than an empty head.

naut when that big mouth can get people fucked up but an 'empty head' cod make yer life much easier

You know, I think I have changed my mind…

on what exactly

Ha!

ya act like ya found somefin amazin youd trip over it when you were young too if you had this much hair

I did. The oh so perfect Empress cannot even keep her hair in line.

oh please havent tripped over it since my hundredth sweep when i learned to keep it above the floor youd been trippin too

No. I would have had the foresight to keep it short, and well groomed. Like a normal, sensible Troll.

you jus dont got the luxury or patience ta grow it out an take care of it also yer implyin its naut well groomed beachcause its long but i can guarantee its betta taken care of then yer mess

In your dreams. Hygiene was of major importance in the caverns, and I still manage to maintain my health and appearance, even now.

hygiene is a luxury you were offered fer yer service ive got three trolls that their main job is to groom my hair when needed so accusin it of bein dirty is sayin they suck at their jobs you trynna get them fired an it aint pike im the only troll with long hair you wanna insult them too

… No. I do not want to insult anyone but you, and I do not want to cost innocent Troll’s their jobs…

then watch yer wordin babe an befoar you can hold moar made up ship over my head no i would not fire my workers over one stupid jades big mouth

Ha!

ya act like ya found somefin amazin youd trip over it when you were young too if you had this much hair

I did. The oh so perfect Empress cannot even keep her hair in line.

oh please havent tripped over it since my hundredth sweep when i learned to keep it above the floor youd been trippin too

No. I would have had the foresight to keep it short, and well groomed. Like a normal, sensible Troll.

you jus dont got the luxury or patience ta grow it out an take care of it also yer implyin its naut well groomed beachcause its long but i can guarantee its betta taken care of then yer mess

In your dreams. Hygiene was of major importance in the caverns, and I still manage to maintain my health and appearance, even now.

hygiene is a luxury you were offered fer yer service ive got three trolls that their main job is to groom my hair when needed so accusin it of bein dirty is sayin they suck at their jobs you trynna get them fired an it aint pike im the only troll with long hair you wanna insult them too

Ha!

ya act like ya found somefin amazin youd trip over it when you were young too if you had this much hair

I did. The oh so perfect Empress cannot even keep her hair in line.

oh please havent tripped over it since my hundredth sweep when i learned to keep it above the floor youd been trippin too

No. I would have had the foresight to keep it short, and well groomed. Like a normal, sensible Troll.

you jus dont got the luxury or patience ta grow it out an take care of it also yer implyin its naut well groomed beachcause its long but i can guarantee its betta taken care of then yer mess

i mean you cod but we all know id have moar fun with the outcome than you would

And what outcome would that be, oh Unimpressive Empress?

whale there cod be a few yoar oh so whalecome to come over an let me show ya

Tough. You will have to wait. I am currently camping with someone I actually enjoy being around.

eh i can be patient ive got all the time in the multiverse

you forget i only gotta wait until either next cycle oar until whoever has you now is fine with sharin

As if Roxanne would let some saltwater smelling bitch like you try and take me while I am in her care… She is far too kind and sweet, and I plan on spending every moment of what remains of this cycle making her feel as special and cared for as she should be. Do you know why? Because she does not go around culling Trolls for shits and giggles, and is a genuinely nice person. Unlike some long haired maniacs I can mention.

babe you got a reelly scewed opinion a me sad ta think yer seapposed son would manipulate you so much to the point you can't sea the ship i do foar even ungrateful trolls pike yershellf i only ever cull those who deserve it an apparently naut even then sometimes since yer rebellious little group is still walkin aboat

Ha!

ya act like ya found somefin amazin youd trip over it when you were young too if you had this much hair

I did. The oh so perfect Empress cannot even keep her hair in line.

oh please havent tripped over it since my hundredth sweep when i learned to keep it above the floor youd been trippin too

i mean you cod but we all know id have moar fun with the outcome than you would

And what outcome would that be, oh Unimpressive Empress?

whale there cod be a few yoar oh so whalecome to come over an let me show ya

Tough. You will have to wait. I am currently camping with someone I actually enjoy being around.

eh i can be patient ive got all the time in the multiverse

you forget i only gotta wait until either next cycle oar until whoever has you now is fine with sharin

i mean you cod but we all know id have moar fun with the outcome than you would

And what outcome would that be, oh Unimpressive Empress?

whale there cod be a few yoar oh so whalecome to come over an let me show ya

Tough. You will have to wait. I am currently camping with someone I actually enjoy being around.

eh i can be patient ive got all the time in the multiverse