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Arin: Ophelia won’t quit screaming, babe.

Arin: Heeeeeeeeeeelp.

Arin: I know you’re trying to play overwatch, but come help please. @royal-mortem3r

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Suzy: I’m coming handsome. Suzy: im tilted anyway

#I’ve missed you too beanie!!❤️

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Dan: Suzy went out so I’m going to cut all the sleeves off my shirts

Arin: … why?

Dan: She’s like 90% of my impulse control

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Listen, I can’t understand the whole ‘In My Feelings’ challenge. At all. I saw two teenage girls doing it, and they tripped and ate shit. Anyone else kind of annoyed by it? I love my boy drake, but I hate scrolling through Facebook and seeing these damn videos every other post. I’m probably just old.

Anyhow, I’ve lived here before but due to work, I had to go back to LA for a bit. I’m Arin Hanson, and it’s great to be back.

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I would have laughed

rylblunt

royal-mortem3r:

Oh my husband makes me take brakes but they want mommy sometimes and only mommy

I mean, with two of them, that’s understandable, he doesn’t want you burning out, right?

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Yeah but I don’t what him to burn out either

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@Mortem3r: Arin had no say with the nursery for the girls btw 🖤🖤🖤

@Mortem3r: Yep! Mother of two! Kinda proud that I got my body back. Also, look at all my taxidermyed bugs 🖤

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I think the girls aren’t aware that my sister isn’t me. But I’m cool with that. Mama needs a break. Pros of having a twin sister

You know - the longer they don’t realise, the better, that way you get a break and the girls get pampered by their auntie!

Yeah. Exactly! I;m so happy to go and sleep

rylchelsey :

Oh, what I wouldn’t give for that sometimes! My husband is usually the one who makes me need a break!

Oh my husband makes me take brakes but they want mommy sometimes and only mommy

m-smithryl :

Oh that is sneaky, and quite clever. Even if they do know, they still might find comfort in being around her because she does look like you.

Exactly! Such a win! I’m gonna sleep sooooo much this week

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I think the girls aren’t aware that my sister isn’t me. But I’m cool with that. Mama needs a break. Pros of having a twin sister

rylhopkins

Really? How old are they? That really is an unexpected pro to it.

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Just about two months. So they aren’t picking up on it just yet

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I think the girls aren’t aware that my sister isn’t me. But I’m cool with that. Mama needs a break. Pros of having a twin sister

rylcolin

Not gonna lie. That’s a really neat trick.

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It’s the power of having a twin sister

I think the girls aren’t aware that my sister isn’t me. But I’m cool with that. Mama needs a break. Pros of having a twin sister

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@Mortem3r: “Cancel my subscription, I’m over you issue.” #90sInsults

ewnxmcgrgor

That is good. Oh wow, congratulations! That must be exciting. Its nice to meet you Suzy. Do you just have two boys? Young, eager minds want to know everything, and expect Mom to have the answer!

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Ha! Yeah, my husband and his best friend are also my boys. I mom them and he whole office

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royal-mortem3r:

I had a great birthday with my girls! Now I’m really for the fourth with them. Got them little ear muffs so the fireworks aren’t to loud for them

Happy belated!! I celebrated my little girls first fourth of July and it was magical watching it through her eyes. Did your little ladies enjoy the fireworks?

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Yeah they did! What about yours?

@Mortem3r: WOOH! GIRLS FINALLY SLEEP THROUGH THE NIGHT WITH MEANS MAMA SLEPT THROUGH THE NIGHT! Thank the heavens

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