welcom to the balloon saloon™

Roxy is just lazily scrolling when she sees the new message in her inbox. As she reads it, it comes true - a superfluous (but adorable) pair of pointy black ears, and a long fluffy tail to match, instantly sprout out of her body

!!!!!!

omgomgomgomWAIT i need to get some thigns!!

She shoots out of her computer chair, throwing off her comfy oversized tshirt-dress as she does. Buck naked, she scrambles to her closet and starts rooting through, her butt and new tail wiggling in the air. Finally, she finds and dons her favorite set of kitty-themed lingerie, long socks and gloves with built-in toebeans, and a pink collar with a golden bell and a heart-shaped tag that reads "Roxy"

A short phone video is posted to her blog moments later, starting at a top-down selfie angle before panning downward to her favorite angle for showing off her butt. The new feline appendages twitch and wiggle enough in the video to make it obvious that yes, they're 100% real

awww i missed u 2 goo-lal <3