& Puppy Dog Tails

“Oh yeah, because we’ve TOTALLY ever met before. What, don’t have any more VENDING MACHINES that you need beat up?”

She was hard to forget, especially coming from Townsville, where NO ONE new ever dared move in because of the SHIT STORM that was the superhero and monster situation. That or the mayor. Who sucked at his job.

➹ uh huh, right, sure we’re “family”

➹ oh my god i’m not gonna fuckin’ tp their houses when I need the gRADES

➹ been doin’ a lot of reading lately. law is actually kinda fascinating when you know what laws your breaking. makes it way more satisfying while your doin’ it.

MY AESTHETIC is Brick being able to even moderately handle his shit and somehow through sheer FORCE OF WILL becoming an emotionally well adjusted person who get’s the fuck out of Townsville and becomes a successful CRIMINAL DEFENSE lawyer just to spite ANYONE who ever called him a failure, or a blossom knockoff.

➹ stereotyping much?

➹ technically speakin’ you ain’t my aunt, we ain’t related, and fuck knows mojo can’t be fuckin’ considered a father so don’t even kid with me BC

➹ the only shit I’m planning is nothin’ evil anyway

Quick run down of some HEADCANONS while I remember:

Brick is currently trying to get his shit together along enough to go to law school, he blew through his GED & is currently studying for the LSAT’s.

He’s going to dual major in MUSIC & LAW.

He runs a YOUTUBE CHANNEL that’s a mix of music covers, vent vlogs, & legal eagle style segments, giving legal advice based on his own experiences in court being both a MINOR & a super villain.

The only thing keeping him from LEAVING Townsville forever is his BROTHERS because he won’t leave them behind.

Had documentation forged so that he could LEGALLY EXIST outside of the city.

CHAOTIC EVIL going on LAWFUL EVIL.

Represents the RRB in court every single time. No Exceptions.

➹ the fuck makes you think we’re planning shit?

➹ what i’m doin’ ain’t any of your business. i’m not my brothers keepers, so i don’t have a fuckin’ clue what’s up with them. think boomer got invited to vidcon or some shit, tho.