I log on… I spam post….i embarrass myself….i leave

in desperate need of… something… if you guys figure it out let me know

this would be such a good adaptation if you just closed your eyes and ears and also got beaten to near unconsciousness with a tire iron

one day penis will be an actual solution in wordle

if you stay late enough at the museum they take you in the back and let you see the special really fucked up dinosaurs

i blew up the journal factory. tell me everything

Thank you divorce for all you've done for music

idek what to do when i’m in a good mood. like okay

i was so fucking sad when i was 14 and now when i fold my laundry or see a pool of moonlight on the floor of my bedroom i know that miracles exist. i see love in everything. love sees everything in me too

bought a zucchini and the clerk trying to key it in was like I’m so sorry can you tell me what this is. brother never be sorry for having an inquisitive mind

I guess I must have amazing taste because somehow everything that I like are things that I enjoy

divine intervention where my guardian angel just beats the shit outta me

life is so hard when you love being competent and knowledgeable and helpful but you also love slacking off

i love you vampires. i love you gothic horror. i love you unsettling themes. i love you religious imagery. i love you doomed narratives. i love you rot and decay.

"why do you know that" i am curious about the world around me

The moon looks different when you’re happy, I hope you see it tonight and know exactly what I mean