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shark vs the universe
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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DEAR READER
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cherry valley forever

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Cosmic Funnies
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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YOU ARE THE REASON
Sweet Seals For You, Always
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hey tumblr witches can one of yall teach me to cast fireball so i can kill my boss
DISSOLVE SOME STYROFOAM IN GASOLINE IT MAKES NAPALM
Now hold on, isn’t that more science than magic? Or is there a lesson you’re trying to teach here about the two?
POTION OF EXPLODE YOUR BOSS
Me: *shows up fifteen minutes late to the fma fandom and this meme with Starbucks*
( I can’t believe this terrible comic is the one digital art I’ve made that mom says she likes and she doesn’t even get the joke. )

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roy: if you’re gonna be a state alchemist then i need to quiz you first
edward: ok
roy: what are the ranks of the military in order
edward: um captain
alphonse: lieutenant!
edward: clown
roy: wh-
edward: mega clown. i think that one’s you
roy:
edward: Bitch With Tetanus
roy: ………at least tell me what the highest rank is
alphonse reading off the palm of his hand: oh!!! the KFC guy!!!! Colonel Sandals
Lives well lived
Typical banter.
FMA + Text Posts (2/?)
Here’s part two to my FMA text posts!! :’D And regarding the Kimblee one, I have reblogged that text post to my Kimblee tag so many times that I had to include it on here.
like the shittiest phoenix i have risen once more from the ashes to deliver yet another collection of team greed doodles, this time featuring everyone’s favorite deadbeat dad - you can thank @incorrectfmaquotes for inspiring this set with the yelling quote
Previous Team Greed Nonsense: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 9.5 10
Bonus:

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kimblee screencaps met my kimblee pinterest board 2 - i’m at it again
some caps are taken from here and here. please follow them bc i love their blogs ok.
For all the folks who left comments along the lines of “I’m surprised Greed didn’t turn his guard uniform into a tank top” on my other drawing
u know when ur like 5?? and u and ur sibling start wondering what belly buttons do??? u know?????
1!!! 2!!!!
Join in if you’re girl positive but also ready to throw down
(i’ve been waiting for a good excuse to play with this style again and then remembered I’ve been sitting on this quote from @incorrectfmaquotes for almost two months)
#when you pretend you don’t speak a language

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Hey!! >:^|