{return to Ivalice}

I am also thousands of years old inside

Thanks for joining me on what hopefully wasn't too underwhelming a ride.

*Marquis narrating* When Archades was defeated, the empire dissolved and Archadian Judges were offered free therapy sessions to decolonialise their minds and support their reintegration into civilian life. Balthier took up the torch and agreed to lead these sessions, so long as he could humble brag that he was made a Judge at sixteen.

Rocking up in Archades like

Balthier: It doesn't take much to be a father but it takes a lot to be a dad!! 🙅‍♂️ Like not dunking your child's pacifier in pure ground nethicite f*ck you Dad!!!

Fran moonlights on the weather forecast

I hope she notices me

I can read your social cues I just think they're stupid

I need to stop watching things and correlating scenes/moments with FFXII but also I need to start watching things and correlating it with FFXII (and other RPG games I enjoy)

I am thinking about making a personal tumblr as well/in addition to this one but not sure yet! Will see, ta.

How am I supposed to yearn under these conditions

as a whoa man

Babe wake up it's Princess Ahsoka B'nargin Dalmasca (in a galaxy far far away)

Other Mean Girls x Final Fantasy crossovers that no one asked for you're welcome internet

Vaan being a cringe lord

Only FFXII fans will understand-- god this is so niche and the game is 20 years old but I'm sure a future meme historian will enjoy unpacking this one.. someday 🥴😁

Old but gold