first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go

Why did God give his strongest soldiers (Alcoholics) the hardest trials (no money for alcohol)

I love this because half of the people are getting amazing, fantasy names and the other half are getting unpronounceable ones. 

rohan is the squidward of jojo

hi im doing an experiment rb w ur zodiac sign element (water/fire/earth/air) and whether the physical element itself is the one ur most comfortable interacting with

okay i’m curious bc my parents were relatively young having me but idk what age difference is “normal” between parents and kids as i’ve met people with plenty of variations. so if you want, reblog this and tag (don’t comment) how old your parents were when they had you. my mom was 25 and my dad was 21. 

you're fucking a clown he's balls deep ready to cum and you tell him to pull out but his clown dick is comically long and it takes him a solid minute of yanking and coiling it like a rope to get it all out