Wish I could get captured and farted on by a bunch of dumb horny smelly jocks, forced to inhale their fumes as they tell me it’s already too late and I’m going to be just like them, feeling each fart clouding my mind, growing dumber and stinkier until I just release all my thoughts and free will with one long, loud brrrrrrraaaaaappppp, ready to spend the rest of my life working out, spreading my manly scent and sucking off my bros

need to be sitting under my stoner bf while he plays video games. he’d have just eaten a bunch of junk food and now his ass would be on my head, and im just laying there happily and hugging his thighs. and he’d just rip ass on me over and over again, and maybe I’d slip my tongue between his asscheeks too and so he’d grab my head and smush my face up against his ass so that he could fart down my throat and sigh in relief.

I really just need to be sat on by a man whose ass would utterly destroy me

I really think praise in the eprocto community is one of the hottest parts about it. It's so intimate, imagine being called or calling someone a good boy/girl for farting. Watching them release the grossest, longest farts right onto your lap and then slowly kissing their neck, stomach, rewarding them with praise and comfort, looking up at them as you kiss lower and lower, whispering words of comfort and encouragement. Or vice versa, being treated delicately, comforted and praised to the highest level as you relieve the pressure in your gut onto their lap or into their open arms as they cuddle you.

thinking about begging someone to hop into a discord call with me, having things start out casually and normally, but due to the fact that im a greasy little gamer, i've eaten loads of junk that's made me sooo, sooo gassy, and now they have to listen as i rip ass, belch, and moan after every single one 😮‍💨