The Metaphor Is the Message

do i have to read 1-1983 to understand 1984

“You’ll have to forgive my sister, Professor. She learned her etiquette reading Chekhov.”

God, I want to see a Lars von Trier muppet movie! Maybe even a two-volume movie.

Without even thinking about it, “Homer” just popped into my head. And now I’ve got Achilles-Patroclus fiction in my head.

I don't trust anyone. I'm a bad ass lone wolf *eats food someone else grew* *crosses bridge someone else designed and trusts it not to fall* *crosses street in front of 70000lb vehicle cuz there's white lines on the ground telling it to yield*

“this pillow works better if your a back sleeper” bitch I’m a rotisserie chicken sleeper I don’t stop turning until sleep rips me forcefully from this world

write 'maybe' in the tags and put the first tag that comes with it

Long dead philosophers are reanimated to fight crime, but they end up just marathoning episodes of their favorite TV show.

I think this pretty much describes my tumblr dashboard.

If someone has the power to appear in falafel, being a living guide through Hell shouldn’t be beyond credible.

We as the human race don’t deserve dogs.

Never presume it was humans who invented the Jacuzzi.