Swing picking up on how angry and distant Yuu starts being in San Fransoyko until she breaks off from the group to sit alone somewhere. So Swing goes to her and "annoys" her into admitting what the problem is.
Yuu, quiet after telling him:
Swing: ... *points to one of the neon signs* What does that say?
Yuu, looks over at it: ... *tells him what it says*
Swing: And that one? *points to another one*
Yuu, tells him:
Swing: ...Dame, you got an accent when you speak, what was it, Japanese?
Yuu: Yeah and I'm aware. *glances at him* Don't you have one?
Swing: Maybe? Let's see. *speaks ancient Fae*
Yuu, jumps: Why does it sound like that?!
Swing, laughs:
Swing being soft on Yuu is a HC that lives in my head rent free.
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summary: ramshackle residents reacting to you loving on their tsums U_U
type of post: headcanons
characters: rollo, fellow, skully, swing
information: romantic or platonic, reader is yuu, reader is gender neutral, ramshackle au, a little fluff to take the edge off, reader is ambiguously young adult aged, old skully (ghost), these men are pathetic asfuck, possible ooc, for a friend :3c
*ੈ✩‧₊˚ Rollo Flamme
...Was against this from the start
Could this school go ONEEEE DAYYYY without something batshit crazy happening? PLEASE?
He could cope with the annoying students (barely) and the even more annoying staff, but a little him-shaped bean falling out of the sky? Really? Really.
This would never happen at Noble Bell, he'll have you know
Nonetheless, he's been a COMMITTED caretaker, making sure to educate his tsum on the dangers of magic (and the ABC's)
It was going well, and Rollo was even beginning to enjoy having a mini-him around, until his tsum took an interest in the one person he said was strictly off-limits... you!!!
It was so subtle that only Rollo himself could recognize the signs- the glances, the grumbles, the glares at anyone (Rollo included) who dared to get too close
And then he comes into the lounge to see his tsum cuddling on your lap, when Rollo himself hasn't so much as worked up the nerve to hold your hand...
He's in his room shaking on his hands and knees in agony all night
When you ask if he's okay the next morning he tells you he just had some trouble with the fireplace
You let him lean on you for support and he is sated (for now)
*ੈ✩‧₊˚ Fellow Honest
...Tried (and failed) to teach his tsum-self to do little tricks
It was too stubby to jump through a hoop, too round to perform aerial acrobatics, and when he tried getting it in costume (hand-sewn by Fellow himself), the thing took his cane and started beating him with it
Fellow had long given up on his tsum self, and so by the time Rollo was storming out of the lounge, Fellow was there to cackle about the kid being jealous of a jelly bean
...Then he caught you kissing and petting his tsum, and it wasn't so funny anymore
Having given up on his dreams of touring the world with the living hacky sack, he set out to catch it and mail it to somewhere you'd never see it again
His first attempt (hanging anvil) failed (there's a totally unrelated giant hole in the floor of the gardening shed now by the way (don't tell Rollo))
His second attempt (exploding piano keys) also failed (bomb didn't go off for the tsum, Fellow tried it, no more piano/eyebrows/nose hair)
His third attempt is drying on the side of the house as we speak, a painting of a road on the brick, his most genius scheme yet! This one will work for sure!
Concussion.
But at least he got you to dedicate your afternoon to bandaging his bruises and cradling his aching head in your lap (while he smirks wickedly at his tsum across the room)
*ੈ✩‧₊˚ Skully J. Graves
...Is on you like glue
His tsum? In your coat pocket. Small and quiet as a baby bat, snoozing in there all day
Himself? Attached to your side, monologuing about the great beauty of the season
Skully isn't the vindictive, angry boy you met in a book hundreds of years ago- he's an aged gentleman
That is, he's not one to get jealous over himself. There's more than enough Prefect to share, after all, as long as he...
As long as... he...
...Did that little scoundrel just kiss your hand?
His cheeks burn
His tsum is trying to... woo you!
And what's worse is, it's working! You're laughing in that lovely way! The sound only his stories of adventure and witty remarks on current Halloween trends can draw out of you!
...But Skully is a gentleman, after all, and he doesn't settle spats with fist fights
He just gives his teeny self a reminder that he could use a miniature pumpkin for the decor this year, and it is just the right size...
...And then back to linking arms and escorting you around the old dorm, talking your ear off
*ੈ✩‧₊˚ Swing
...Was about to eat his tsum before you intervened
He insisted he was only kidding (was he?) as you carried the poor thing away
After the tsum had been caught chasing the others with matchsticks and shards of glass one too many times, you decided to put it in a time-out, keeping it on your shoulder for the day
It cozied up real fast, getting comfortable in the crook of your neck while you went through your routine
After a while, Swing started following, shuffling down the hall after you, lingering in doorways and glaring at the bean creature on your shoulder
It glares back, and you let them have their little stare off until Swing grabs it off your shoulder and announces he's ACTUALLY going to eat it this time
Ensuing ten minutes of chasing him through the dorm while no one else tries to intervene (Rollo is tired, Fellow hates that guy, Skully is busy arranging his new miniature pumpkin on the porch)
Eventually you catch him (well, he lets you catch him) and get him to promise not to eat any tsums, including his own
In exchange, he gets to hang off your shoulder all day and watch everything you do
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Yuu, talking to the first years: Dunno know his name but he had a lot of jewelry on and he looked like he was rich. So, I just started calling him "Richie Rich".
Epel: You ain't got a lick of self preservation, huh?
Yuu: That goes out the window thanks to the amount of shit I have to deal with here.
Jack: What did he at least look like?
Yuu: I won't lie to you...I was distracted by the midriff.
People assume that being a magical girl is all about sparkles and moon beams and romance, but the thing that the masses miss about the power fantasy behind magical girls is that almost every single protagonist is a HUGE jock
“All magical girls are clumsy and personality-less”
Actually, all magical girls are RIPPED, little girls dream of physically dunking on you while looking cute doing it, and we SUPPORT
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HELLO! I loved your Idia post....I need u to write something about him. WHatever u want but I need something 😭😭
⋆. 𐙚 ˚... 𝗧𝗛𝗜𝗡𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚 about Idia Shroud because Idia occupies my mind everyday and I can't believe I haven't made headcanons about him yet.
𐔌 . ⋮ 𝐈𝐌𝐀𝐆𝐈𝐍𝐄... Being friends/in a relationship with Idia and noticing a few quirks about him that you think is adorable.
Just headcanons about Idia because I have to spread the Idia Shroud agenda in my account.
𝙃e would have piercings I fear. I think that he got it when he had a favorite anime character that had piercings, so he was like "fuck I should do that" then bought those DIY piercing things— don't worry Ortho helped him so that he won't have an infection.
The piercings in question? Tripple vertical helix and a side labret 🤤 he sometimes fidgets his side labret with his tongue when he's bored, he also traces the tips of his tripple vertical helix when he's nervous.
Speaking of fidgeting— this man is the biggest fidget freak ever. He's probably embarrassed to admit it, but, he has: needoh's, slimes, pop it's, and those niche fidget toys stored in a hidden cabinet that has locks. He swears that it's not a problem, however if you're in close proximity in a public setting he starts to fidget the ends of your shirt to calm himself down, he also squeezes the life out of your thighs if he's mad, and he also traces patterns on your arm when he's bored, and— okay I'll stop, BUT YOU GET IT, he's very fidgety person, and you better get used to it because he cannot physically stop himself no matter how hard he tries.
You know the thing that he does to ragebait people into doing what he wants? Yeah he does that to you sometimes just to get on your nerves because this man likes that mad expression on you. If you're easily ragebaited? He's gonna have a grand old time with you— doesn't even matter if you're in a good mood, he's gonna piss you off with a smile because he's a little shit.
However. If you ragebait him back with sarcasm? He's gonna get all pouty and sad because he doesn't know if you're joking or not, and he will ask you if you're serious or not. Sarcasm is literally his biggest weaknesses because he cannot read the room/tell the undertones in people's tone no matter how hard he tries. If you say you hate him with a joking tone? He's gonna stare at you with sad eyes and ask "wait you're serious?" Because he thinks you're actually serious— YES he needs tone indicators in real life and HE WILL demand you to put a tone indicator in your sentence, I don't make the rules.
He has Autism, ADHD, PTSD, and anxiety. Argue with the wall— I feel like his parents paid for a therapist to diagnose him since they had an inkling. His ADHD and Anxiety are medicated so it's not really a struggle, but he still needs extra support— he has Ortho for that so his parents don't really need to worry.
I also feel like Idia has anemia— not even the subtle kind, it's the severe one that frequently gets him sent to the doctor. He also has iron supplements for it, but sometimes he forgets and Ortho or you have to remind him of it— better yet, shove it up his mouth if he's stubborn. I feel like because of his anemia, he has a cold body; he holds your hands/cuddles with you if he ever feels too cold, he probably also has a heater but refuses to acknowledge it when you're around because he's touch starved and wants warmth specifically from you.
A hill that I'm willing to die on? Him being a demisexual. He first thought that he was Aromantic, but then he got to know you and got closer to you then started to develop feelings— yeah... He got confused and went on a deep rabbit hole about microlabels then found demisexual and ran with it. He literally thought it was transcending his game and never went back since. Moreover, I think he secretly uses he/they pronounce but he hides it because he's afraid that someone might make fun of him.
He has a thing for thick thighs— I think that his obsession with thighs started when he said "boobs are overrated, thighs are better" as a way to be different from the 'normies' but then it started to spiral more and more until he got reigned as the king of team thighs. He doesn't play about thighs— if you have thick thighs and you're insecure about it? You won't survive him— every day he'll remind you that he loves you for who you are and will never shut up about it. Deadass doxxed someone for saying boobs are better than thighs, that's how serious this is. He probably bit you once or twice on your thighs because he got cuteness aggression, does he regret it? No— no matter how much you scold him, he'll just sit there with a dopey smile thinking about how soft it was.
HE IS NOT BUILT LIKE A STICK— I know that it might seem like it because his diet consists of ninety percent vitamins and meds, but let's all keep in mind that he deals with computers and builds robots, those shit are heavy as fuck, and the fact that he can lift those just by himself? There's definitely something going on there. So yes, while he looks like a stick, he probably has a little bit of muscles that he got from doing those heavy machinery. BUT, don't expect him to lift you up, he'll hold up at least ten seconds before falling— and that's just me being generous.
This is probably a projection BUT I will stand by the "Idia shroud makes fanfics and fanarts agenda" propaganda actually, let me take a step further and say he's a well known one. He probably has his own fanbase because of the amount of fanarts and fanfics he makes, he also makes those in depth essays about a character when that character gets mischaracterised— does not play about it, will definitely block someone just for mischaracterizing his favorite character.
Probably acts like a cat sometimes just because he was bored— which eventually led him to make a website dedicated to simulate the feeling of being a cat. A weird way to spend him weekends, but he's done worse.
Has gone through multiple rabbit holes before and now knows like twenty facts about seals, and two facts about cannibalism. His brother literally had to snap him out of his constant loop of finding rabbit holes. Majority of those rabbit holes were because he was either making sure his fanfics were accurate, or because of his OCs.
I feel like he has the tendancy to be dependant on you— he knows it's unhealthy, but what did you expect from someone who spent ninety-five percent of his childhood isolated? So yes, he makes you open your location or atleast spend time in his room seven times a week— please set boundaries 😭. He just has seperation anxiety so he can't help but be clingy, so it's best to set boundaries so that he'll limit his dependency. I feel like it's hard to have a healthy relationship with him, but give him time and he'll change, you just need patience because this man is stubborn as fuck.
He's also avoidant? Like at first when you two become friends he's avoidant and tries to distance himself to you, thinking that he doesn't deserve friends. However, if you keep on persisting, he'll actually open up to you. Until finally, you two are at this point of your relationship.
I know that allot of people dismiss his character into an introvert stereotype, but if you could just analyse his character, you can find allot of contradictions that make him so much more complex than people make him out to be.
He's self conscious, but he's also prideful, he's introverted and is deathly afraid of social interactions, but we can see how much he needs friends even though he tries to deny it, he hates opening up or making friends, but he definitely needs to— my point is, Idia is a walking contradiction and it's fun writing about that.
𝗔/𝗻: your wish is my command! These were cooked up while I was in lecture so 🥲 I have to make up to those lost time and start studying 😭 genuinely I hate school I can't believe I still have to be here 😭 GET ME OUUUTTTT
⋆˙⟡ featuring ⋆˚࿔ rook, idia, malleus, lilia and silver !
𑣲⋆ you bite them during intimacy .. , their reactions <3 i may be kinda horny w hen writing this....happy 1am horny time guys <33
major nsfw, minors do not interact !
✧˖° unedited writing !!
⋆. r. hunt ⋆˚࿔
wasn't expecting you to suddenly bite down on his thigh, he's just happy it wasn't directly on his dick—he wants to be prepared for that. but he's not complaining in the slightest. for a soft moment, rook looks at you with lust in his eyes. your seated on the floor between his legs, face hot and lips wet—staring back at his eyes.
"ah," he smiles, not the same you see him flash anyone with, a special one he only has for you. it's honestly super fucking hot. "What a fabulous display~" he didn't even care about the bite, you looked like a five course meal below him.
"my dear trickster~" rook breathes, pushing your head from the back slowly lower once again, "please, continue...don't make me beg for it..."
and since he got you naked, you actually cummed just at the sight of the man before you.
⋆. i. shroud ⋆˚࿔
the second your teeth made contact with his skin he shrieked into his pillow, lips drooling and legs shaking as you held them high over your shoulders to suck him off. that's what you claimed to do, until you did that and he was NOT ready.
you were afraid after hearing his soft, muffled moan go silent he passed out, but his legs were still twitched, along with his dick. you called his name softly, almost silent as you rest your cheek against his thighs.
his face was covered by the pillow, but you can hear the quiet whimper of a plea, a beg for you to continue. his hips jerked closer to you and you got the hint.
it didn't take long for idia to start actually moaning—thank the sevens for soundproof walls, huh?
⋆. m. draconia ⋆˚࿔
his breath immediately hitched at the feel of your teeth against his thigh, but he didn't pull away, his hands just tightened against the pillows beneath him. you kept his legs stretched even as you pushed yourself back upwards.
malleus let's out a tired pant, mouth gaped open as you towered over him, by the second you felt dominant and powerful enough to lean down and kiss him until he was out of breath.
"my love..." malleus breathes, "please, don't tease me like this...please "
⋆. l. vanrouge ⋆˚࿔
when it happens it's almost as if lilia knew what you were doing, and only chuckled softly when your teeth made contact with his skin. "oh, now that's adorable~"
you felt your cheeks burn slightly when you glanced back up to lock eyes with a man who has no shame. you decided to wipe that grin off his face and bite him harder again.
this time, lilia let out a groaned — pleasured — moan. and you actually managed to get lilia to moan, without even touching him. how that's something to brag about.
⋆. s. vanrouge ⋆˚࿔
the moment you bite down harder than expected, silver's eyes widen and he lets out a quiet, surprised noise. The two of you silently looked back at each other and you giggled softly, "sorry, baby~" you whispered, rubbing your bite mark on his thigh.
"just wanted to see your reaction~" when silver heard your reason, he chuckled softly and leaned back against the pillows. "don't...be sorry, that—" silver blushed, "that felt amazing..."
you asked again if silver was okay, and when he reassured you, you went back at it again and loved every noise silver let out.
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I swear I wasn't dead on purpose, I was in a rabbit hole involving clowns. I love clowns this year. Clowns and Tomodachi.
Anyways
How I imagine Malleus playing Tomodachi Life living the dream would go
Malleus: Child of man?
Yuu: Yeah?
Malleus: I have been playing that game you and Lilia introduced to me.
Yuu: Are you liking it so far?
Malleus: Yes, quite so, however...
Yuu: What did your Miis do?
Malleus: I have tried to romance our Miis together as mine likes yours, but Child of Mii keeps falling in love with everyone, including my mother.
Yuu: Oh?-
Malleus: I have had both Shroud brothers to assist in helping our Miis become sweethearts, but even with them inside this coding, your mii still chases the hearts of others.
Yuu: Who does my Mii self like currently?
Malleus: You like no one at the moment. Young Spade's mii rejected you because he liked Young Trappola's mii.
Yuu, incredibly invested in the mii dynamics: Oh?? What else goes on?
Malleus, info dump: Well, after I included all of our classmates and teachers, I included my mother, father, grandmother, Silver's parents, Viper's sister upon her request, Schoenheit's rival, and Henric, though Henric lives alone in the far corner. My family all live together, and Lilia visits them often.
Malleus: I added the Ramshackle ghosts and some gargoyles as well, they all live in a house together. I managed to sort everyone into their dorms. The faculty live together, and very realistically. Professor Trein has a pet treasure cat I made to look like Lucien, and Professor Crewel has many dog treasures. You live with Grim, of course.
Malleus: Both Rosehearts and Diamond's Miis like Clover. Young Trappola like you, Spade likes Trappola, Howl likes Spade, and Felmier likes Howl. Sebek has not liked anyone once, though Young Shroud's mii has tried to befriend him.
Malleus: The Octavinelle dorm managed a love shape of some sort. The Leech brothers like Ashengrotto, Ashengrotto likes Viper, and Viper fell in love with a gargoyle. Viper's sister fell in love with both Leech brothers before her current love interest, Silver's father. Asim had fallen in love with Neige, but they divorced.
Malleus: Schoenheit and Hunt have been married very steadily, and the Shroud Miis are living on a faux Isle of Woe. Shroud has a very small island for himself, but appears to be crushing on Bucchi's mii. Kingscholar sleeps most of the time, and has a scuffle with my own mii, but he doesn't seem to care to socialize.
Malleus: I plan to make the Shroud parents next. The Headmage's Mii and my father's mii bonded very fast.
Yuu: That's a lot to take in... I love it so much. But how come you're so dead set on our Miis getting together?
Malleus: I had set Grim as a child of a single parent. I'm sure he wouldn't mind another one.
Yuu: Suuuure. Well, make sure you keep me updated on your Miis.
Heyyyyy I'm back, this is Part 1 of the Malleus Tomodachi. Now we at part two.
And I figured out the profiles on Ryujinx, so I might try to bring Malleus Island to life...-
How I imagine Malleus playing Tomodachi Life living the dream would go
Malleus: Child of man, why doesn't your mii like me?
Yuu: Oh, we're doing this already? What happened?
Malleus: My mii had made a wonderful confession to you on the Ferris wheel, but you rejected me despite our Ultra Friend status and you're lack of crushing.
Yuu: Oh nooo, I'm sorry... On my Miis behalf?
Malleus: I could never blame you or Child of Mii.
Yuu: What else has happened on your island?
Malleus, lore time: Well, the Noble Bell gargoyles and Night Raven gargoyles appear to be hating each other, but one from each have created what you call a Romeo and Juliet story.
Yuu: Oh??
Malleus: And when Child of Mii denied my confession, they had also denied Young Trappola's mii, breaking his heart. It took several cherry foods to cheer him up, but he eventually felt better for Spade to confess. Those two are sweethearts now.
Yuu: Awww, if only irl toooooo.
Malleus: Yes, if only the in real life.
Yuu: Eyy, you're learning. / Hornton knows lingo?
Malleus: The Shrouds have taught be well. Speaking of the Shrouds, Mama Shroud and Papa Shroud became sweethearts within the hour. I'm not sure if they had gotten into the code to ensure their relationship.
Yuu: That's cute, though.
Malleus: Indeed, however my Mii still wallows on in his little room. My mother's mii has visited to cheer me up, but my Mii is depressed.
Yuu: My mii is making me feel guilty...
Malleus: You should've seen how Asim reacted to his mii's divorce. He pulled out his mobile telephone and messaged young Neige about it, and apologized. The two still talk.
Yuu: Way to go, sunshines.
Malleus: Kingscholar's nephew has been added as well. Very energetic and follows his uncle around. Both don't eat their vegetables.
Yuu: No matter the Leona, never can catch a break.
Malleus: I wish to include Rollo next, and Lilia has suggested the two Playful Land workers.
Yuu: Well, I hope your mii gets some good luck.
Malleus: Yes... Maybe it would feel luckier of we were sweethearts with our real selves.
Yuu: What, Hornton?
Malleus: Nothing, dear child of man. Just planning out my next Miis.
Hey you hey you two @thelazywulf @l0velyl4vender
Tadaaa, I think I pinged right...- It's 3am as I do this.I do think more parts are in the question.
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