The Ravager

     ”I told you they were boring, should’ve listen to me." He teased lightly, a small smirk tugging at his lips. “And unfortunately, that interesting is going on tonight. We should change that.”

“ Hey, the Super-Zeros have their uses, boring as fuck but they're still useful. Not everywhere has state of the art security systems. ” Even though she sounded completely serious a slight smirk curves over her lips in response to his teasing one. “ We should, definitely. What trouble is there to get into in your neck of the woods? ”

      “Oh, it’s you. And do do you want?”

“ The goody-goods are boring me to tears, figured I'd drop by here to see if there was anything of interest. ”

"Three minutes. Make it snappy."

           ❝ aw. you don’t like those? i worked hard on them, but fine.                i’ll try to make something else up. something better. ❞

❝ That's just like me saying I considered Condom Boy with great deliberation.     Which, I didn't. It's just hilarious. Don't blow any braincells, the world would     feel the loss greatly. Seriously. I'll never hear the end of it. ❞