merci pour le venin

Due to personal reasons I will be becoming a Barbie princess

I have one brain cell and it bounces around in my skull like a windows screen saver

bad news guys i think i’m too romantic to live in this world

Glad to see that at least Griffin McElroy believes in me

sir thats my emotional support isopod

there should be a seperate genre for anime thats good

its called “animes based on manga written by women”

If you’re horny for isabelle animal crossing you deserve to die and I will be your executioner

ppl at dinner table: *start talking about lgbt people in any way* me: wow my food is so interesting. it’s so tasty and interesting looking. look at that, i’m going to inspect my plate more closely. this food is so good i can’t even pay attention to the conversation that is going on. i need to go look at my fork. look at how interesting my f

my stupid fucking friends forced me to know this so im taking it out on all of you. there’s a new rick and morty comic where characters talk about wanting to fuck travis mcelroy. you’re welcome.

i am tired of being a chameleon for men that i do not share interests with

just so you all know. my stupidity is NOT performative i really am this dumb