my name is very fucking confused

iwtv season 4 is the one situation where i would be ok with using the unreliable narrator excuse to do a lazy retcon of the entire previous season where they're just like yeah lestat made all that up. crazy right. anyway let's get back to what really matters (ten vampires forced to sit around a table and listen to anne rice redhead #4 tell a long ass story about ritual cannibalism)

for two years Armand Understanders have been saying "hey it is actually imperative to Armand's character that he doesn't have cartoon villain schemes he's writing down on his evil mastermind ipad. he cannot think nearly as far ahead as he's convinced everyone that he can. he's always just trying to jump to the next most survivable thing which doesn't lend itself well to supervillain behavior." only for Rolin to turn him into French-Bengali Syndrome From The Incredibles. don't piss me off

they don't tell you this but you can actually watch a movie