Rosemary Telesco

Wake up dad

i used too much No More Tears shampoo in 1973 and haven’t felt a single emotion since then

I NEARLY SNORTED I HATE THIS

also does anyone else look up definitions for words you 100% already know but check anyway like 3 times to make sure you don’t use it wrong and make a fool of yourself

who cares about hashtags when there’s hashbrowns

“We dressed up as the book Madeline, with six people dressed up as her and me as Ms. Clavel, their teacher. One of the Madelines, however, was the truly special one…the one with the beard, that is. Our experience was hysterical—I’d walk all the girls (and one guy) down the street in two straight lines. Guys would be walking the other way, whistling or hollering at all the pretty ladies. Then, as they got to the back of the line, they’d see my friend Brennan, then they’d see me, and I could tell that they were suddenly wondering if ALL the Madelines were men.”

the last sentence

lmao what

There will never be a time when I don’t reblog this because it is my fave.

i cant believe i have to survive an extra day in 2016 as if 365 days wasn’t enough 

i wonder who my richest follower is