Bestially Strange but not Quite Fictitious.

Ah, the sweet, pervading smell of wet dog and teenage angst in the morning.

thats an odd way to refer to your dear friends jade harley and dave strider dont you think

Odd and painfully accurate, Mr. Beginning of the second post-modernist revolution.

post-modernism makes me want to punch myself in the face

I am both repulsed and fascinated by your endless layers of self-loathing  that I continue to unravel every day of my life.

Ah, the sweet, pervading smell of wet dog and teenage angst in the morning.

thats an odd way to refer to your dear friends jade harley and dave strider dont you think

Odd and painfully accurate, Mr. Beginning of the second post-modernist revolution.

Ah, the sweet, pervading smell of wet dog and teenage angst in the morning.

I can name at least four possible candidates off the top of my head.

sometimes rose and i reenact that one folgers christmas commercial

You’re my present this year.

sometimes rose and i reenact that one folgers christmas commercial

You’re my present this year.

Did you know that Dave  ”davidstrider” Strider carries a handful of glitter in his back pocket at all times, ‘just in case.’

My most sincerest apologies. Should I suggest my brother starts carrying around macaroni and glue, too, 'just in case'?

I’m the only follower that is remotely consequential in your daily quest for validation and approval, anyway.

you forgot to like my most recent facebook status so i cried for several hours into some dirty laundry

I thought you were not in need of my swift liking skills for you did an excellent job by liking it yourself?