OH RIGHT HE WAS A WRESTLER

going to the movies should cost $1.00. bobcorn should be a free treat

i think im getting better! :) [another event occurs]

A MOUSE BAR DURING PROHIBITION WOULD BE CALLED A SQUEAKEASY!!!

this came to me in a vision btw. the vision was of a little mouse bartender yelling, "cheese it! it's the cops!" and all the little mice flipping the bar and turning it into a fromagerie.

how many sentences are you planning to read next year? im aiming for one dozen but life happens

firm believe that not everything happens for a reason, sometimes things are just cruel. and they shouldn’t have happened and it’s not supposed to be a lesson because we never deserved such thing.

hm some people in my inbox got really mad at this specifically. nothing you can say will convince me that some of the pain and suffering we go through is our “fate” no, it isn’t

five. hundred. bagels with cream cheese.

This too shall pass but can it like pass quicker

i’m very self aware. which unfortunately hasn’t solved anything

Sometimes I need a cigarette, not because I smoke, but like as a literary device.

having a cat is great. there's a small little animal wandering around. effervescent

EATING MY CHARGER