C U R S E D COMPASSION

Atm i have a number active blogs following me that don’t really seem interested in interacting here, and i’d honestly prefer to keep my following to people who do want to write (either we have or haven’t in the past but either way you would like to one day)

if we’re mutuals and would still like to interact, please like this post.

likewise, if we aren’t mutuals currently but you’d genuinely be interested in writing together someday, feel free to like this too (and I can give you a follow back).

blogs that don’t respond will likely be soft blocked during the clean out process (and honestly no hard feelings). this does not apply to inactive blogs or blogs that have legit just followed, only currently active ones

*  A VARIETY & MIXTURE OF TWILIGHT BOOK PROMPTS,  CHANGE PRONOUNS AS NEEDED / FITTING .

❝ I like the night. Without the dark, we’d never see the stars. ❞

❝ What a sick, masochistic lion. ❞

❝ I decided as long as I’m going to hell, I might as well do it thoroughly. . ❞

❝ I was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him. ❞

❝ I didn’t know how potent that part might be-that thirsted for my blood. ❞

❝ Even more, I had never meant to love him. ❞

❝ Death is Peaceful, Life is Harder. ❞

❝ No matter how perfect the day is, it always has to end. ❞

❝ You are my life now. ❞

❝ Don’t be self-conscious, if I could dream at all, it would be about you. ❞

❝ What if I’m not a superhero. What if I’m the bad guy? ❞

❝ Do I dazzle you? ❞

❝ You are the most important thing to me now. ❞

❝ The right thing isn’t always real obvious. ❞

❝ Sometimes the right thing for one person is the wrong thing for someone else. ❞

❝ You’re still waiting for the running and the screaming, aren’t you? ❞

❝ I tried to concentrate on the angel’s voice instead. ❞

❝ I am not really breaking any rules. ❞

❝ I could never take another step through the door again… ❞

❝ And so the lion fell in love with the lamb. ❞

❝ So, did you stab [name] with a pencil or what? ❞

❝ It’s twilight. It’s the safest time of day for us. The easiest time. ❞

❝ Darkness is so predictable, don’t you think? ❞

❝ I know love and lust don’t always keep the same company. ❞

❝ So what you’re saying is, I’m your brand of heroin? ❞

❝ I can feel what you’re feeling now — and you are worth it. ❞

❝ You think those vampires won’t approve of you, correct?” ❞

❝ You’re intoxicated by my very presence. ❞

❝ What is she to me? Except a menace — a danger you’ve chosen to inflict on all of us. ❞

❝ And how long have you been seventeen? ❞

❝ So… try not to fall into the ocean or get run over or anything, all right? ❞

❝ Your number was up the first time I met you. ❞

❝ It’s like you’ve taken half my self away with you. ❞

❝ Could you believe that, despite everything I’ve put you through, I love you, too? ❞

❝ What am I going to do with you? ❞

❝ You’re too good. Far, far too good. ❞

❝ Thats the beautiful thing about being human: Things change. ❞

❝ I hear voices in my mind and you’re worried that you’re the freak. ❞

❝ You really should stay away from me. ❞

❝ It makes me … anxious … to be away from you. ❞

❝ You’re not like anyone I’ve ever known. You fascinate me. ❞

❝ Dazzle them like that – she’s probably hyperventilating in the kitchen right now. ❞

❝ You have to know the effect you have on people. ❞

❝ Do you think everybody gets their way so easily? ❞

❝ I love you more than anything in the world combined. ❞

❝ Ordinary people seem to make it through the day without so many catastrophes. ❞

❝ I hate to burst your bubble, but you’re really not as scary as you think you are. ❞

❝ I don’t find you scary at all, actually. ❞

❝ Do you think any of us want to look into his eyes for the next hundred years if he loses you? ❞

❝ Hasn’t anyone ever told you? Life isn’t fair. ❞

❝ I’m never angry with you - how could it be? ❞

❝ Is that what you dream about? Being a monster? ❞

❝ Do you know how to drown a blonde? Stick a mirror to the bottom of a pool. ❞

❝ You nicked-named my daughter after the Lock Ness Monster! ❞

❝ No one’s ever loved anyone as much as I love you. ❞

❝ What do I look like? The Wizard of Oz? You need a brain? You need a heart? Go ahead, take mine. ❞

❝ I’m a little worried about [name]… Can vampires go into shock? ❞

❝ How dare you imprint on my baby? Have you lost you mind? ❞

❝ I want you, and I want you forever. One lifetime is simply not enough for me. ❞

❝ It was not going to be the end of the world. Just the end of the [surname]. ❞

❝ Forbidden to remember, terrified to forget; it was a hard line to walk. ❞

❝ I honestly have no idea how to live without you. ❞

❝ You’re not asleep, and you’re not dead. I’m here, and I love you. ❞

❝ Someone who laughs at the gore that makes weaker men vomit. ❞

❝ I promise that this will be the last time you’ll see me. I won’t come back. ❞

❝ You can go on with your life without any more interference from me. ❞

❝ Well, I’m so sorry that I can’t be the right kind of monster for you, [name]. ❞

❝ What happens when you lose your heart’s desire? ❞

❝ I wonder if I’ve ever grasped how much pain she’s really in.  ❞

❝ Sometimes you have to learn to love what’s good for you. ❞

❝ I think she’s having hysterics. Maybe you should slap her. ❞

❝ You hit your head pretty hard, didn’t you? ❞

❝ The part that kills me is that you already know. I already told you everything! ❞

❝ I’m not like a car you can fix up. I’m never gonna run right. ❞

❝ The more you loved someone, the less sense anything made. ❞

❝ They call her my singer—because her blood sings for me. ❞

❝ Speaking of which, would you like to explain to me how you’re alive? ❞

❝ Speak of the devil, and the devil shall appear. ❞

❝ You’ve got a huge cut on your forehead, and it’s gushing blood.. ❞

❝ Why are you apologizing for bleeding? ❞    

❝ Your hold on me is permanent and unbreakable. Never doubt that. ❞    

❝ Like everything in life, I just had to decide what to do with what I was given. ❞    

❝ When you can’t be with the one you love, will you stay with the one who loves you? ❞   

❝ Why can you believe the lie, but not the truth? ❞    

❝ What kind of an idiotic question is that? ❞    

❝ You’ve got to have a little more confidence in us than that. ❞    

❝ I can’t live in a world where you don’t exist. ❞    

❝ When I told you I didn’t want you it was the blackest kind of blasphemy! ❞    

❝ You’re not the center of the universe, you know. ❞    

❝ If we had happy endings, we’d all be under gravestones now. ❞    

❝ I have to step out for a second. Don’t do anything funny while I’m gone. ❞    

❝ Who’s afraid of the big bad wolf? ❞    

❝ Damn it! This chick runs with vampires! ❞    

❝ Try not to trip. We don’t have time for a concussion today. ❞    

❝ You are so bizarre, even for a human. ❞    

❝ I thought about that for a minute - about what I wanted. ❞  

feel free to change pronouns and details!!

❛ how is he holding up? ❜

❛ let me know if it gets too bad. ❜

❛ thanks for doing this. ❜

❛ you weren’t going to do anything, i could see that. ❜

❛ it helps if you think of them as people. ❜

❛ she’s really not even pretty. ❜

❛ oh, good luck, idiot! ❜

❛ may i walk you to your next class? ❜

❛ and no reason to rush through the experience. ❜

❛ he’s almost young enough to be my son. ❜

❛ how hard is it to sit through a subject you already know? ❜

❛ what the hell happened to you? ❜

❛ i’ll miss you, no matter how short a time you’re gone. ❜

❛ you will do the right thing. ❜

❛ you’re going home, aren’t you? ❜

❛ but you’re not staying here. ❜

❛ don’t be a gentleman. ❜

❛ i make you uncomfortable. ❜

❛ you’re a thousand times lovelier than the stars. ❜

❛ don’t let my stubbornness undermind your confidence. ❜

❛ i’m not used to rejection. ❜

❛ succubus. ❜

❛ when you showed up here, i thought that… ❜

❛ i feel horrible for toying with your expectations. ❜

❛ i’d prefer not to talk about it. please forgive my reserve. ❜

❛ i think that you will go back. no matter what it is… or who it is… that haunts you. you’ll face it head-on. you’re the type. ❜

❛ you know you’re far too good for me. ❜

❛ i just… haven’t found what i’m looking for yet. ❜

❛ annoying, isn’t it? ❜

❛ why don’t you punch through the wall while you’re at it. ❜

❛ you look sick, brother mine. ❜

❛ what is it about her? ❜

❛ i don’t want to move yet. i don’t want to start over. we’re almost out of high school, finally. ❜

❛ i’m ninety-three percent sure that nothing bad will happen if he goes to class. ❜

❛ perhaps you should not have come here. perhaps you should go back where you belong. ❜

❛ i hadn’t realized it was that close… ❜

❛ nobody died, right? ❜

❛ or maybe you kill her. you wouldn’t be the first one to mess up. no one would judge you too harshly. sometimes a person just smells too good. i’m impressed you’ve lasted this long. ❜

❛ has any one person ever smelled better to you than the rest of them? much better? ❜

❛ you’re going to make her so unhappy. ❜

❛ there are many right ways, and many wrong ways, though, aren’t there? ❜

❛ i think something is changing. your life seems to be at a crossroads. ❜

❛ you did the right thing. and it couldn’t have been easy for you. i’m proud of you. ❜

❛ she knows there’s something… wrong with me. ❜

❛ she hit her head - well, i did that. i knocked her to the ground fairly hard. she seems fine. ❜

❛ it’s been an interesting day for you, hasn’t it? ❜

❛ she’s pretty, even all messed up. not my usual type. ❜

❛ all yours, handle it as you think best. ❜

❛ i’m surprised to see you in class. i heard you were involved with that awful accident this morning. ❜

❛ try not to make more of a spectacle of yourself. you’re in enough trouble as it is. ❜

❛ damn, kid, you’re a mess. ❜

❛ bite me. ❜

❛ idiot! lunatic! moron! jackass! selfish, irresponsible fool! ❜

❛ stop that! it can’t happen this way. i won’t let it. ❜

❛ i didn’t mean to put any of you at risk. it was thoughtless, and i take full responsibility for my hasty action. ❜

❛ are you going to fix it? ❜

❛ we’ve left rumors behind us before. ❜

❛ it doesn’t have to be any big production. the girl hit her head today. so maybe that injury turned out to be more serious than it looked. ❜

❛ yes, we all know how proficient an assassin you are. ❜

❛ it’s not personal. it’s to protect us all. ❜

❛ i’d very much like for our family to be worth protecting. the occasional… accident or lapse in control is a regrettable part of what we are. if we make exceptions to protect ourselves, we risk something much more important. we risk losing the essence of who we are. ❜

❛ she won’t pay for my mistake. i won’t allow that. ❜

❛ she should have died today. i would only set that right. ❜

❛ don’t bother telling me you can protect yourself. i already know that. ❜

❛ she’s kinder than most of these cannibals. ❜

❛ what a dork. ❜

❛ should have kept my mouth shut. ❜

❛ stop being an idiot. if you can. ❜

❛ what’s the point in getting to know her if i’m just going to kill her? ❜

❛ ha. caught you by surprise. that’s a first. ❜

❛ i’ll bet mrs. goff thinks you’re on drugs, you’ve been so erratic lately. ❜

❛ this is getting weird. ❜

❛ if you say one word, i will put you down like a dog. ❜

❛ this is going to work out for the best. you deserve happiness. fate owes you that. ❜

❛ love doesn’t always come in convenient packages. ❜

❛ you, out of everyone on this planet, are perhaps best equipped to deal with such a difficult quandary. ❜

❛ you are the best and the brightest of us all. ❜

❛ hasn’t anyone ever told you not to play with your food? ❜

❛ that was a strong one. i could almost feel it when he clawed me. ❜

❛ you’re such a child. ❜

❛ no one said you had to fight your food. ❜

❛ life is hard all around, isn’t it? ❜

SENTENCES :

‘ i told you to stay in bed! ’

‘ i’ll make you some soup. ’

‘ shh. ’

‘ try to rest. ’

‘ you’re not going anywhere today. ’

‘ don’t worry, i’ll get it. ’

‘ i’m here. ’

‘ i’m not going into work today. i’m staying home with you. ’

‘ you look miserable. ’

‘ you don’t look as bad as you did yesterday. ’

‘ a spell won’t help at this point. ’

‘ i think your fever’s breaking. ’

‘ just relax. ’

‘ did you sleep at all last night? ’

‘ i know it tastes bad, but it’ll help you. ’

‘ lay back down. ’

‘ don’t try to get up. ’

‘ please try to eat. ’

‘ you’re being dramatic. ’

‘ it’s not as bad as you’re making it. ’

‘ that cough does not sound good. ’

‘ how long has it been hurting? ’

‘ that’s not a good sign. ’

‘ we can’t move in this state. ’

‘ we’ll have to lay low while you heal up. ’

‘ i’m making you some medicine. ’

‘ this won’t feel good, but it’ll help the infection. ’

‘ i have a spell for that. ’

‘ you’ll make it through; you have to. ’

‘ i got us a place to stay for the night. you have to get out of this rain. ’

‘ get closer to the fire. ’

‘ this will help you warm up. ’

‘ come closer to me. ’

‘ what will make you feel better? ’

‘ it’ll take time to get back to normal. ’

‘ i’m here because i care about you. ’

ACTIONS : 

send ‘ BRUSH ’ for [ MY / YOUR ] muse to brush through [ YOUR / MY ] muse’s hair. 

send ‘ SOUP ’ for [ MY / YOUR ] muse to feed [ YOUR / MY ] muse soup. 

send ‘ BLANKET ’ for [ MY / YOUR ] muse to share a blanket with [ YOUR / MY ] muse. 

send ‘ FEVER ’ for [ MY / YOUR ] muse to press a wet rag to the forehead of [ YOUR / MY ] muse during a high fever. 

send ‘ KISS ’ for [ MY / YOUR ] muse to kiss [ YOUR / MY ] muse’s forehead. 

send ‘ BEDSIDE ’ for [ MY / YOUR ] muse to sit at [ YOUR / MY ] muse’s bedside while they rest.

send ‘ STITCH ’ for [ MY / YOUR ] muse to stitch up an injury on [ YOUR / MY ] muse. 

send ‘ PROP UP ’ for [ MY / YOUR ] muse to prop up [ YOUR / MY ] muse on a set of pillows. 

send ‘ TUCK IN ’ for [ MY / YOUR ] muse to tuck [ YOUR / MY ] muse into bed. 

send ‘ GUIDE ’ for [ MY / YOUR ] muse to guide [ YOUR / MY ] muse back to bed.

send ‘ TEMP ’ for [ MY / YOUR ] muse to check [ YOUR / MY ] muse’s temperature. 

send ‘ HUM ’ for [ MY / YOUR ] muse to sing/hum a lullaby to [ YOUR / MY ] muse. 

send ‘ REMEDY’  for [ MY / YOUR ] muse to make [ YOUR / MY ] muse a healing potion. 

“  no  one  will  hurt  you  again,  or  i’ll  kill  them.  ”

“  you  touch  them,  you’ll  regret  it.  ”

“  how  much  do  you  really  know  about  them  ?  ”

“  always  keep  a  part  of  yourself  to  yourself.  ”

“  even  the  powerful  need  protection  sometimes.  ”

“  i  heard  that  you’ve  been  having  some  trouble.  ”

“  do  you  need  a  hand  ? ”

“  are  they  bothering  you  ?  ”

“  i  would  happily  die  if  it  meant  you  would  be  safe.  ”

“  you’re  my  family.  of  course  i  came.  ”

“  if  they  put  their  hands  on  you,  cut  them  off.  ”

“  no  one  hurts  my  family  and  lives.  ”

“  they  never  loved  you.  you  can’t  see  it,  but  i  can.  ”

“  i  will  do  what  it  takes  to  survive.  ”

“  family  isn’t  who  you’re  born  to  it  is  who  you’d  die  for.  ”

“  let  me  save  you.  just  this  once.  ”

“  we  don’t  have  a  lot  but  we  do  have  each  other.  ”

“  if  you  don’t  terrify  people  a  little  then  what’s  the  point  ?  ”

“  i  thought  they’d  killed  you  so  i  lost  my  temper.  ”

“  forget  about  them.  they  don’t  deserve  you  anyway.  ”

“  ah  !  a  smile  !  i  told  you  i  could  make  you  smile.  ”

♣ Is there an author(s) that you look up to with your writing skills?

♧ Is there an RP partner(s) that you credit for becoming a better writer?

♥ What’s your favorite ship with your muse?

♡ Would you ever write a poly ship?

♦ What’s an AU that you’ve always wanted?

♢ What’s an AU that you think just won’t work with your muse?

♔ What’s your opinion on teacher/student verses? Do you have any of these as threads?

♕ Do you like magic!anons? Why or why not?

⚜ What is the best time to write for you? Why?

★ What type of historical AU would you like to do one day?

☆ What type of fantasy AU would you like to do one day?

☄ Do you think your muse would have liked going to high school sports games? Do you or did you go to high school sports games?

☾ Do you like writing smut? Why or why not?

☽ Do you like writing angst? Why or why not?

☼ What’s an FC that you’re dying to use? Why?

☀ What’s an FC that you desperately want to play with? Why?

☁ What’s an FC that you refuse to play with? Why?

☂ How does your muse spend a rainy day? How do you spend a rainy day?

☃ If your muse was cartoonized, what would their FC be? Why?

☺ What’s a character that you desperately want your muse to play with? Why?

☹ What’s a character that you refuse to play with? Why?

☢ Are there any ships that you would like to write for one day? Any that you wouldn’t?

☣ What’s one thing that will make you drop a thread?

♨ What’s a muse that you wished had lasted, but didn’t?

❀ Do you like reblog karma? Why or why not?

✿ Do you have a mun FC? If so why did you choose that as your FC, and if not who would you choose?

♪♩♫ Does music inspire your muse? What’s one song on your playlist that reminds you of your muse?

✂ Do you like to format your posts? Why or why not?

✆ Other than RPing, what’s a hobby of yours?

✉ Do you RP on any other platforms?

❤ Have you or are you currently in love?

❥ Has something ever happened for you to hate a ship? Why?

ツ Who has been your favorite muse to play so far? Why?

回 Which muse was the worst to play? Why?

✘ People come in a group. If I were to look on your blog, who would I see you interacting with the most?

ღ Do you have a personal blog? Do you share it with your followers or do you keep it private?

▼ Do you keep your character in character even if they are one of the worst people in the world?

these are taken from the show with the same title, may have triggering mentions, please read and reblog with caution, feel free to adjust any that you deem necessary.

tonight is a good night for the other guy, not me, to die.

this is not a joke!

they would call me the relentless because i would never relent.

being a vampire’s familiar is like being a best friend.

i would like us to get a colorful dust that sparkles.

get me some glitter.

i want to do something special for the immortal one’s arrival.

i am going to sprinkle it on my face and on my body. like twilight.

do you remember that first time we made love?

it was so passionate, i accidentally cut off your head.

all secret meetings take place in the fancy room.

you know what i’ve always wanted to try?

you’re protecting a vast empire.

we’ve been very careful not to stand out.

am i a morning person? that would be an enthusiastic yes.

we all know that sounds cool.

from panera bread you came, and to panera bread you shall return.

what is “arise” again? control-alt-seven?

my friends have noticed mood swings, unusual cravings -

it’s become pretty clear to me that i’m becoming a vampire.

i have this urge to turn my roommate to shreds…

the smell of beef and sulphur is overwhelming.

i could smell it on him, it comes from the groin.

i could sense he was getting more and more sad recently.

vampires have huge respect for owls.

they don’t give a “hoot” where they dump their scat.

vampires love virgins. it’s their favorite food.

fuck that guy for making me think i need to act more aloof!

vampire roommates… they’re forever.

what kind of goat sorcery is this?

i’m not really sure what my deal is.

i’m not going to do this if he’s pissing on the wall.

are you leaving with us?

we were so poor we used to used donkey dong for fuel.

i can’t stand up, if you know what i mean.

what the fuck would anyone want with canada?

i would like us to get a colorful dust that sparkles.

we should feast on virgin blood.

you might bite someone, and then you think ‘ooh, those are some nice pants!’.

vampires don’t like nuns.

when you become a vampire, you become very…sexy.

this is what happens when you’re a vampire. you have to watch everyone die.

we’re vampires. we don’t put down towels.

at first i wanted to kill him, but now i’m glad i spent time to get to know him.

ooh! bat fight!

just leave me to do my dark bidding on the internet!

at the start i was like ‘oh no, like i'm– i’m dead’.

it’s kinda affected my friendship with normal people and my family and stuff.

the movie ’twilight’. have you seen it?

what, i can’t sunbathe? i can’t watch daytime TV?

i’m over being a vampire. it’s shit, so don't…don’t believe the hype.

you have not done the dishes for five years!

it’s unacceptable to have so many bloody dishes all over this bench like there.

i’m so embarrassed when people come over here.

you bring them over, you kill them!

i think we drink virgin blood because it sounds cool.

the neighbors can see you flying around the house.

do you want to draw attention to this house, hmm?

you’ve got a whole documentary group following you around.

we’re werewolves, not swear-wolves.

shut up! you’re not twilight!

you can’t go to the ball as blade. he’s a vampire hunter.

you will not eat the camera guy!

you ruined it. i was in the zone.

what are you doing tonight? are you going to kill some perverts?

wait, let’s kill them.

i go for a look which i call dead but delicious.

get away from the sunlight!

why don’t you go smell your own crotches, huh?

more police will come. possibly even christains, which is totally the last thing we need.

we drank the blood of some people but the people were on drugs.

we drank – – we’ve done some drug blood.

you are supposed to support me when i want to kill someone!

someday they will all be dead.

how many more women have you slept with that just have long, dark hair?

this is horse piss. we are vampires.

you are a lying piece of old cabbage!

i mean, how old are you, nine – ninety?

do you have long left, do you think?

but a ghost? that’s where we draw the line.

maybe i should just bring a broom down here for you.

you have a very, very special power.

dracula’s in the house!

i’m sorry, vampires are real but ghosts are not?

i just want to make sure we’re on the same page.

witches are near.

the witches have been toying with our rugs again.

please get some witch-proof carpet tape and tape that rug down!

i am a little disappointed i didn’t get to be a american citizen.

i was really looking forward to buying a gun.

oh, you don’t need to be a citizen to get a gun. they’ll give those to anyone.

get up and stand on this ceiling like a man.

it’s quite amazing to see how far technology can go forward if you’re not paying attention.

i have been very unhappy since you left.

i just want to know what i can do to bring you back home.

it’s very difficult for me to say, so just let me get this out.

i smell death on you.

oh, that, that’s just my body spray. it’s axe.

you heard what he said. he knows we’re vampires.

we are just talking a nice shit together.

is there something you haven’t been telling us?

don’t care what the fuck your name is.

this was probably the way he wanted to go.

you know, when you care about someone and they just walk out the door.

that’s the tenth vampire i killed this month!

i can’t tell him i’m a vampire killer because then he’d have to kill me.

can you dust more quietly please? i’m trying to sleep.

all we need to do is send that to ten friends or foes by sunrise and the curse will be lifted.

where are we going to get the email addresses, the email address shop?

i’m guessing that’ll be closed this time of night.

i was just checking my emails, i didn’t know it would be full of curses!

i swear i am going to rip that man into shreds and make a dress out of it.

i’ve been watching a lot of shark tank lately.

there’s no such thing as vampire killers, you knob lord.

yes, i suppose i am a little bit stressed.

all i need is myself. i’m my own best friend now.

it’s like their souls are dead or something.

who doesn’t want to be a vampire?

you haven’t had an original idea since 1925.

come over here and put your neck in my mouth.

you have to get up and do it ‘cause i can’t get up.

what is this feeling i am feeling?

grief. i don’t care for it.

would you mind staying with me for a few moments, just until i fall asleep?

i don’t wish to be murdered in my slumber.

that’s very frowned upon in the vampire community.

i want you to know that you are my friend.

okay, you’re getting into some of your personal issues now.

i found out that my own familiar was killing vampires.

we should finish each other off and tell no one?

why is there all this dust on the floor in the shape of a body?

were you trying to make a girlfriend out of dust?

i will kill you! i will absolutely kill you!

the issue here is that i’m an invader and i was invading.

if you’re going to eat a victim on my nice, clean couch put down some newspaper!

well, that didn’t go so great. i hit the main artery, so yeah, it’s a real mess.

don’t look, my sweet darling, it’s too dangerous.

vampires have had a pretty bad rep.

we’re not these mopey old creatures who live in castles- well some.

they’re like one big circle just biting each other’s dicks.

you know they don’t even wear shirts, they were blouses.

well, what’s your power?

i am an excellent crawler.

we will never forget that battle.

well, are you gonna be alright without me?

that is worse than a bible- that burns my eyes.

we are the bait but we’re also the trap.

i’m not a total monster.

i became a vampire at sixteen. that is why i always look sixteen.

i have received a message from a slouching beast in the night!

do you think i might have rabies now?

a church. makes me nervous to say the word.

i’m going to check my hotmail.

password? what is my password?

it’s a glitter portrait. it’s a portrait made from glitter.

look, its you! i made you a vampire.

i think he’s going to make me a vampire.

this is always really scary part for me.

so it’s 6pm in the night time… which is when i wake up. 

i don’t want to know about that. stop gloating.

what are you doing with your hand? how dare you!

do you have any proof of this wild accusation?

while you were out running your errand, we were in very serious danger.

we could have been killed tonight, did you know that?

this is my office, also known as the hunting ground.

energy vampires drain people’s energy just by talking to them.

i don’t know about you, old chap, but i have raging hard on.

my darling, every time dough boy turns up, you start crying.

i decided to bite her and we’re going to be together forever.

we just thought ‘to hell with it’ you know?

well, don’t appear as a mist on the lawn then, you prick.

you can’t be fighting with werewolves on the lawn.

you’re still angry about that vampire that tried to eat you, aren’t you?

you promised you would turn me into a vampire.

it has been so long, you look the same.

it’s like they’re vampires or something.

to be honest, i don’t really care about being a vampire.

when i turn into a bat, there’s no real skill to it at all, i just shout ‘bat!’

your screaming disturbed me from my slumber.

you wouldn’t like it if a spider came to your house and dusted, would you?

save your confession until after i am dead.

why the hell would you be here for me?

there’s a fucking ghost on the front lawn!

i’ll do this just to show you how dumb you are.

i was being a vapor and i got sucked into an air purifier.

five spits for an enemy, lilith.

i haven’t slept in seventy - two hours.