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Can I come?

…oh no

This is the IT version of the condom pinned to the ‘be safe’ note.

Don’t even talk to me if all of your clothes aren’t made out of bowling alley carpet

I’ve never seen high school musical and now I never need to

Basketball basketball we love basketball

Being straight sounds miserable

it says shaggy has absolutely no ambitiom whatsoever. even ghe damned dog has some sort of life goal and he wants to eat dog treats for the rest of eternity. shaggy doesnt give a Fuckk. fun Scoobe-Doo™ trivia for the whole family: shaggy is a fucking nihilist

Scooby Doo is middle aged.

where the fuck were their parents??

me, laying on top of my significant other: hey

i’ll never understand why people think being heartless is cute. grow the fuck up