Rose Lynd

i dont even have guilty pleasures anymore i just like stuff and if people have a problem with that they can go fuck themselves

as a lawyer who’s been practicing for six years now I can say with certainty that this 100% applies to lawyers

a love language

I am doing whatever the opposite of locked in is .

Fallen Angels (1995, Wong Kar-Wai)

lesbian scifi is so easy. here’s a woman in cargo pants and a tank top on a spaceship. are you with me

maybe it’s not even cargo pants. maybe it’s coveralls rolled to + tied around the waist. maybe she even has fuckoff boots

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

#tapping the reblog button with utmost care because i’m handling a historical artifact (via @malarkiness)

biting the hand that feeds me but im also sucking on the fingers a bit