take care, love

Or nostrils helplessly twitching and flaring, right?

Finally ending in big let out sneezes, right?

I swear these are some of the longest buildups I’ve ever experienced 😮‍💨 They felt like an eternity and like the sneeze might never come!

Snot for all you mess lovers

Especially mess at the end 🫢

If you know me and my sneezes… a lot of my let out release comes from my mouth.

So one day I had a thought 🤔 What would happen if I couldn’t release a sneeze through my mouth? 🧐🙈

Honestly these were sooooo hard to record 😮‍💨

(… but only if you feel up to blessing us wee horny folk 😅)

Hello curious, wee, blessed, horny asker 😂

I have held onto this ask a while - it is snowing rather than Spring! Also because recording a hayfever set of sneezes feels so vulnerable and embarrassing sometimes idk. There's a lot of helpless stuff happening at once of that makes sense? E.g making a complete show of myself 😂😂😂

But seeing as IT IS MY BIRTHDAY TOMORROW i am feeling brave and don't care so here is my gift to you. Plus I need to delete it off my phone already 🤪.

I really really hope this is what your request was asking for and thank you for being patient. ❤️🤸🏻‍♂️

Under the cut because tissues are not the best at containing spray and that's not for everyone!

shoutout to the anon who suggested the sneezy princess should hide her sneezes behind a fan. i personally love the repressed desperation this conjures, thinking of her at a ball dancing with all those fancy guests wearing sweet perfumes, flowers tucked into their lapels and braided into their hair...

Yall didn’t miss me sneezing into my skirts… did you??

i made the grave mistake of inducing while i’m under the weather. i’ve been sensitive for days (i sneezed 24 times last night). i don’t have a voice, im so hoarse today. so i thought id sniff chhinkni and see how it went. now i just need to STOP sneezing.

cw: stifles - audible and not, let outs, MESS, a little coughing, some talking, some “I’m gonna sneeze”, oh also I’m st*ned