Rosaparallelparking

a cute boy randomly started texting me and is being rly nice to me?//????

7am waking up in the morning gotta be fresh gotta throw myself down some stairs

do parents feel offended when their kids call themselves ugly like hey those are my genetics you’re talking about

what undergarments do mermaids with a knowledge of basic mathematics wear to support their breasts?

algebras

I told this to my sister and she dropped an egg

My dad just yelled “I SWEAR I’LL CUT OFF WHAT’S LEFT OF YOUR DICK IF YOU FUCKING TOUCH MY COKE DON’T YOU DARE” and I came in the room like what the fuck and it was my dad holding up a shoe and my cat sitting by a glass of coca-cola with his paw almost touching inside of it and both of them didn’t even break eye contact with each other I’m so done with my life

Bananas have a hard life.

killed the pussy