having a body made of meat sucks ass

kill dorothy fuck the lion marry the tin man and i dont care about the other one

the millhouse always wins.

they should invent a job that doesn't affect your schedule or energy level that you don't have to go to if you don't want but you still get paid

accidentally opened a fandom wiki in a browser without an ad blocker, i can taste blood in my mouth

People don’t even say w00t anymore.

i dont care if Monday's lit. Tuesday Wednesday touch my clit. Thursday i don't give a shit. it's Friday I'm in love

Apple has announced a new emoji of a little gay guy getting fucked in the butthole by a big gay guy and an emoji of a big gay guy getting fucked in the butthole by a little gay guy

i’m a fujoshi and i’m a himejoshi and im a hetjoshi i just like it when people fuck i cannot lie