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One nice thing about living alone is I don't have to care what anyone else thinks about my dinner Creations

Goat cheese is the king of cheeses

#I don’t support monarchy but I feel like cheese is some kind of warring aristocracy system #and a king ordained by the god of cheeses (me) is the only way to end the conflict #anyway #I’m meal prepping my breakfasts for the week #burritos with egg spinach shallot and chèvre

easel-eisel

theyre just making fake words now

ralphlanyon

happy odyssey weekend

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caecilius-est-pater

I was searching the Latin/Greek section of a used bookstore for some ~aesthetic~ antique Latin books, and I came across this beautiful 1889 tome:

This is going to look great on my “look at me I’m a pretentious twat” bookshelf.

But then… the first few sentences read:

“In 1875 delegates of the Oxford University Press proposed to me that I should undertake the compilation of a new Latin-English Lexicon, of something the same compass as the Greek-English Lexicon of Liddell and Scott. I acceded to the proposal in the expectation, for which I had at the time what appeared to be good grounds, that I should obtain adequate assistance in the work. My hopes were, however, disappointed.”

Ouch.

He goes on to detail how he spent 12 years working on A all by himself. Then the university asked him to publish what he had, so he threw together the rest of the book, clearly caring less and less the further he got in the alphabet - the entire Q section has four entries - and published… this.

Obviously this is going straight onto my pretentious twat shelf as a goofy conversation starter, but it is interesting and potentially useful if obscure Latin words are your thing. (Did you know “ramen” is a hapax legomenon meaning “a small chip or shaving”?)

So if you ever come across a really obscure Latin word or name that you can’t find anywhere, hmu… but only if it starts with A.

#crying for this man

kuttithevangu

Unironically I despise cute posts about how people who organize their personal libraries by size/color/vibes are Evil and Monstrous. First of all it’s none of your damn business what someone ELSE does with their personal belongings and second of all what? People are supposed to use Dewey in their own home? Dewey hasn’t even DREAMED of the subject categories I require

#I have seen personal library organization systems so arcane you would not believe and you know what #they’re all good actually

It's only been one day since Cats announced its closure (☹️) but I'm already so sick of the narrative that it's because the show didn't connect with Susan from Iowa who was having a fun weekend vacation in NYC with her family

Like I do acknowledge that the show is a harder sell to most tourists (domestic or international) than something Lion King, and I think that the general online messaging that you needed to watch a whole-ass documentary to really appreciate the show didn't help matters, but can we not with the whole "flyover country is full of incurious conservative hicks who just didn't understand this show" implication

corviiids

was talking to a coworker and realised i could not for the life of me remember his name but i was too embarrassed to ask because we've spoken multiple times so mid-conversation i started concocting a plan to nudge the conversation towards the ID photos on our building passes so that i could be like oh my ID photo is awful haha the camera they use to take these has a real talent for making me look as unphotogenic as possible and then he would say oh yes me too haha everyone says that (because they do) and then i would be able to say well let me see yours it can't be as bad as mine! and he would show me his ID because we are coworkers and why wouldn't he and this would allow me to see his building pass which of course would have his name on it and then i would be able to say well yours is perfectly nice it must be me that's the problem! and then we would have a polite chuckle about it and i would have his name without needing to ask for it and he would be none the wiser and all would be well but then before i could execute this fine plan a little voice in my head went "so this is some light yagami bull shit you are about to pull" which was such a violent reality check it shocked me completely out of my embarrassment and i went "hey im so sorry your name has slipped my mind could you remind me" and he did and it was fine.

lastoneout

"This is some Light Yagami bull shit you are about to pull" <- Littany against avoiding small embarrassing/awkward moments that don't matter with over the top ass mind games.

#sigh #posts that are going to become a part of my life

mochlus

Disney is doing crazy things in the japanese mobile game sphere rn

mochlus

you may be familiar with disney twisted wonderland, the gacha game in which various disney villains are used as direct inspiration for handsome anime boys. well that game was so successful that disney is trying to do it again but this time they're just animeboyifying whatever

here's mickey, goofy, donald, and chip & dale. yeah they turned mickey & friends into anime boys. they're an idol unit or something. they're technically not anime boy versions of the source characters, they have different names. mickey's guy is "Neo Michel". not michael, michel, like he's french. chip & dale are "Ruska Moncrief" and "Ranka Monk", they have different last names, they're not brothers anymore so that they can be yaoibait instead, anyways this post isn't actually about these guys I'm just setting the stage for the actual humanizations I wanted to show you

They also did monsters inc. And. Well it's obvious from the designs who mike and sully are. but you will also notice. the blonde one on the left. with glasses. monsters inc is kind of famously about just the two guys so they didn't really have a lot of other non-villain characters to take anime boys inspiration from, I guess, so, well,

Yeah it's her. they made an anime boy version of the mean receptionist slug. her name is roz btw, as all of boygachagame twitter has become extremely aware of in the past 3 days as we speculated prior to the release of the full image who tf the third guy was. the anime boy's name is "noah slugger". at this point no parody of the types of things gacha games will make gijinkas of will ever be able to live up to what disney is officially spending their own real money on designing

#omg…….#and I remember when monsters inc came out there were a LOT of people very interested in randal #the lizard guy #he was right there but I’m so glad Disney went this direction instead

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reactorshaft

#star wars

tockthewatchdog

Crowdsourcing this one. What grade do you think this student in Wales in 1947 received for their project on Welsh ferns?

Lately my catchphrase has been "there's gotta be a way to do this" when I fail at least once at a task that seems simple/I have done before (this happens often). People tend to think I'm being sincere and try to explain/show me how to do whatever I'm attempting but in fact I'm just quoting a stupid SNL skit where the writers changed the script after the rehearsal and tried everything they could to break ryan gosling

And yet

I can't stop

There's gotta be a way to do this

#there's gotta be a way to indulge in this phrase without making people around me concerned

chaumas-deactivated20240115

vaguely annoying to realize that you have catchphrases

chaumas-deactivated20240115

every single time I’m in public and there is a small technological misunderstanding I turn to the person nearest me and say “these are the days of miracle and wonder” and get mad at myself for using the same line every time

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