ropegoblin

Ok I'll stop calling you 'vassalbait'. I mean, I'll stop calling you it to your face. I can't be held responsible for things that happen in private, your "royal highness". Just, like, don't you think you'd look really cute with wobbling knees and tears in your eyes mumbling an oath of loyalty to me while I smile and grin and promise (lol) to respect your 'independence'. And then I'll get to have fun sitting you in my lap and touching you as a show of power while all your former knights swear new oaths of loyalty to me. It'd be so very cute, don't you agree?

What's wrong? I thought you liked it when I rewrote your memories to be more favorable towards me. Or at least, that's what you always used to tell me, don't you remember?

i caved and started 2 draw poppy w puppy ears,,,,hashtag awesome .