Rainbows And Sushi

Tumblr user xenthou how does it feel holding the burden of being the funniest fucking person on this hellsite

gonna say something controversial and it’s that carrot cake is fucking delicious and possibly the best cake flavour 

Ok why did noone tell me that book shrek judt absolutely FUCKS

To all content creators out there, how do you overcome the feeling that what you are creating is Cringy??

start doing it on purpose and it slowly becomes unironic

This comment is too powerful

excuse me mr fucking bezos??

Negative character development WOOOOOO

Consider - hero bastardizaton and villain redemption within the same work so that by the end they’ve entirely switched sides and roles

I know y'all did not read the books but Roald Dahl talks about this in the book. Charlie’s teacher points out the fact that unless you buy a shit ton of bars you’re probably not gonna win. Just like the lottery. Just like how all of the other winners of the tickets bought a shit ton of bars. Except Charlie, who just got lucky. And Charlie was originally black. Literally the whole point of the book was that wonka wanted to give the less fortunate a fair opportunity and it wasn’t fair because the system isn’t fair.

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He was and Mr. Dahl was forced to make him white. Also his widow has spoken and confirmed that as well.