im like if someones deadbeat loser unemployed boyfriend was a girl with a job
Interview Vampire Daily
One Nice Bug Per Day
Sweet Seals For You, Always

shark vs the universe

TMBGareOK. The Official They Might Be Giants tumblr

Product Placement
NASA
Mike Driver
tumblr dot com
I'd rather be in outer space πΈ
β

@theartofmadeline
2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
cherry valley forever
Cosmic Funnies
The Bowery Presents
seen from Malaysia
seen from Malaysia

seen from Malaysia

seen from United States

seen from Brunei

seen from Malaysia

seen from Syria
seen from Netherlands

seen from Ukraine

seen from Brazil

seen from Malaysia

seen from Canada

seen from United Kingdom

seen from Norway

seen from Greece
seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from TΓΌrkiye
seen from United States

seen from United States
@birdieisnotwriting
im like if someones deadbeat loser unemployed boyfriend was a girl with a job

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch β’ No registration required β’ HD streaming
Did you ever just feel so lucky for knowing someone you met online? Like.. I was one click away from not following you. I was one second away from never even knowing of your existence.I would never have been this happy!!!...
The Office 4.01 Fun Run
fuck it. kafcake
the whole point is to love and be friends with each other. that is all

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch β’ No registration required β’ HD streaming
My extremely catholic immigrant grandmother, earlier tonight while handing out presents: βYour aunt got you this present with wrapping paper that has a weird man on itβ¦.I donβt like itβ¦.I donβt know vat it is, but itβs not Christianβ¦..β
The wrapping paper in question:
there should be a special heart button you can press that's just for when your friend's tags are really good
need a hat that says I WONT SPEAK UNLESS SPOKEN TO AND ITS NOT BECAUSE IM DISINTERESTED AND DONT LIKE YOU I JUST DONT UNDERSTAND SOCIAL INTERACTION AS WELL AS MOST PEOPLE AND ASSUME BY DEFAULT MY PRESENCE IS UNWELCOME AS A PRECAUTIONARY MEASURE SO I KEEP TO MYSELF BUT I DONT MIND IF YOU INITIATE so i can wear it to work
TUMBLR = To Understand More Beliefs, Learn Readily
if my head hurts for one more minute im going to get a gun

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch β’ No registration required β’ HD streaming
i think stratt should have a wife. not for any particular reason other then having her wife divorce her during the events of the book
i just think it would be funny if in the middle of an arguement with her taskforce leaders shes like βiβm sorry, i overreacted. my wife is divorcing meβ
and in several order, grace is like
1. wow holy shit she said sorry
2. SHE HAS A WIFE?
3. AND IS GETTING DIVORCED?
*quickly double checks the calendar *
4. DURING PRIDE MONTH????
little miss normal didn't hear what the group was talking about because she hasn't stopped reminiscing internally about how good it felt when she successfully managed to say her joke at the right time to make everyone laugh 30 minutes ago
hey does anyone know why they did that to me
thanks for Playifn tumblr with me. i love you

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch β’ No registration required β’ HD streaming
blunt rotation?
i'll do it.
i'll kill myself.
i'll kill everyone in the room and then myself.
the results are shocking
open and polite lesbianism is absolutely the single thing that would save you here. congratulations
The Four Sacred Artistic Motives:
-what if this bad thing was good instead
-how about Make-Believe Land can have whatever I want
-would that be fucked up or what
-I think that shit's hot