Rory

going thru mood swings makes me feel like a sim its so embarrassing

(weeping on the floor for ten minutes immediately followed by cleaning the kitchen with a placid smile) sul sul

i cannot hate myself into a version of me i will love.

i cannot punish myself in any way that will unmake the past.

I want to be the person you can’t get enough of

not to toot me own horn but the fact that i didn’t kill myself in the 2010s? big dick energy idk how i pulled that one off

you can think someone's an idiot and not hate them. anyone who doesn't understand this has never had a coworker

telling a joke on tumblr is fun but watch out! if it gets over 1000 notes your joke is automatically exposed to people who have never once heard a joke in their life.

"why would you say that" because it was funny. "but that isn't true" it's the funniest way to express that sentiment. "why would you do that" because it's a joke.

you guys would never believe what's happening to this post

i think if twitter went down, TV writing would get at least 30% better