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Alastor makes a dad joke and laughs, fully expecting to be the only person who appreciates his own jokes. Unexpectedly, he hears a short, but loud bark of laughter from Lucifer, who quickly slaps a hand over his mouth in a poor attempt to cover it up.
Alastor's smile in response to finding someone who shares his humor has never been so weirdly wholesome and joyful. He is ECSTATIC.
Ayo, I want to shove in my new work between my old works there They're in love so much
Yeah like... Have you seen him?
(In which Al maybe accepted Vox's proposal but at what cost)

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If Alastor joined the Vees (willingly or otherwise) what everyone would dress him in.
Vox- He wants Alastor is something that looks filthy rich. Something regal and sparkly and impressive. Modern sure but someing that makes Alastor look like royalty.
Val- He wants Alastor to look like one of the guys in a classic romance novel. All frilly and lacy. He would want to give Alastor so much gold jewelry. Val would really try to get Alastor to pierce his ears. Not sure if that would even like work but he would try.
Vel would devate the most from his orginal look. Something feminine and high fashion. Add some asymmetry and maybe some forest motives.
Alastor being forced to update his look wouldn't make the change subtle. He would have to make a statement with it. Something androgynous or even maybe a full dress just for the statement of it.
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I see people doing designs of Alastor with the Vees dressed in something really modern like Vox's outfit. Anyways y'all lack vission so here's my Alastor Vee's mood board.
Low key this is how each of the 4 of them would dress him more modern guess which is which.
Downfallen Superheroes au
I sent some asks about Luthor in Hell and Luthor and Vox
Now I'm thinking of Alastor and Superman finding common ground because they both have to deal with rich, bald, envious, prideful men who are obsessed with them. And being stalked/watched by these men
Superman can share some crazy stuff that Luthor to get at him. Like how Luthor carried a glowing green space rock for years to hurt him and the exposure to the rock ended up giving Luthor cancer. Or that time Luthor stole his DNA and combined it with his own to make a half alien half human hybrid clone. Or the stuff with Brainiac
Alastor can bring up that Vox stalked him for decades because Alastor rejected a team up. There’s also the time Vox tried to achieve godhood, attacked Heaven, and then attempted to blow up Hell in a genocide-suicide because Alastor beat Vox after escaping being Vox's prisoner
Lol, I love this!
Alastor has Superman beat because for all the crazy stuff Luthor got up to, including having a clone son of Superman, he never was as, frankly, incredibly sexually harassing/assaulty/flat out rapey as Vox was when he had Alastor in his power. Like, Superman never had to deal with the shit Vox was saying in Don't You Forget (Reprise).
Also, Sueprman is the kind of genuinely good person who is determined and chooses to help despite being so powerful that Alastor likes, ala Charlie, so I can see him genuinely getting along with him. Superman would disapprove of the murders and cannibalism, but also understand this is literal hell and the standards are different (people come back from being killed and eaten) while also agreeing with Charlie that anyone can be redeemed.
They bond over being stalked lol.
Number of Kills AU
I was thinking what if there is a representation of Alastor’s affection/friendship/love and it’s in candle form.
The size of a candle and the appearance of its flame shows what Alastor feels for the person.
A tall flame indicates how much patience/tolerance he has for the person.
Ex.
Amelie has the biggest one with the size of a lighthouse and a star as a flame. (Alastor loves her greatly and sees her as a guiding light)
Lucifer has the smallest candle(smaller than Vox’s) and the flame is nearly extinguished barely a glow on the wick.
Oooh, I like this idea! I imagine the candles are in the mental bayou, and Charlie notices and asks what they are and he says they're his affection for people, and points out - possibly they have names on them, or their appearances are related to that person? Something that means you know whose is whose.
Vox gets to see his has a medium sized flame and is surprisingly big (Alastor has a lot of patience for Vox and still lots of affection) and is bigger then everyone but Husk, Niffty, his mother and Charlie. Lucifer gets to see his is the smallest. Charlie gets to see how big hers is, and be happy.
Blue Blood Deer x Expiredverse
I remember Silena wanting to inject Alastor with drugs to make him addicted.
I then remember Gwen!Alastor cannot be mind-controlled, poisoned or drugged because they have a strong will and a mechanical body plus the blue blood.
I also remember a suggestion of Olivia being completely immune to stuff like that too as a part of her punishment as a Sinner. She cannot blame anything else for her actions. It’s just her.
I like to think if Silena tried something on the seemingly more vulnerable Olivia, she is in for a nasty time as she has to fight control over her own body after her drug failed.
Ohhh yes. In this version, I'm assuming Olivia is around in the 30's (because lets be real Silena is dying soon lol), though she doesn't remember the future, and Gwen!Alastor knew where she was and went and took her in. (Olivia is in the form of a child but not actually a child, and so refuses the Orphanage, and she also can't be one of Lilith's and Alastor is refusing the basement because he needs to be with her...Lucifer does what he was thinking of when Alastor possibly not having a free position open for him occurred to him, and kills one of Lilith's servants, and gets Olivia in as a servant. Her official role is 'Lu Lu World/Theme Park Advisor'.
And yes, Silena can't drug Gwen!Alastor, and the moment she tries Olivia is attacking. If she tries to drug Olivia, possibly to get her to drug her 'mother' after, she's in BIG trouble.
Heaven's Decent AU. Everyone reacting to the fact Eve!Lilith! Alastor 'adopted' so many kids.
Lucifer isn't that surprised. It was always his wife's goal to have children. Unfortunately, being cast from Heaven left her baren. The Royal couple had to get creative and have Lucifer be pregnant to have Charlie. And before that ball of the Sins were adopted.
Charlie is ecstatic at the thought of siblings. Less so that she had to share her mom after getting her back. Even less, given that said Mom has amnesia and won't let anyone near her Garden.
The Garden of Shadows does make everyone immediately think of Eden. They immediately questioned if it was a replacement or a copy.
Ohh yes - they are all learning about the kids and the Garden of Shadows, and anyone who knew Eve!Lilith is so not surprised (its not just the sins she adopted, she adopted the first hellborn too, that's why they are 'nobles', the Goetia when Lucifer made them, the first sinners....she loves people and wants to adopt all the kids!).
Charlie is absolutely battling jealousy and insecurity and also very very excited and eager to meet her little siblings.
And - oohhh, I bet the moment Lucifer saw the Garden he was like 'Eden' because its not a replacement or a copy - it's what's left of Eden, that came when Eve called. it was abandoned, after the apple, and is eager and happy to do its job and be a home for humans, and the kids are very safe there and it enjoys making fun places for them to play and soft beds of grass for them to rest on.

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Trans masc Alastor makes to much scene actually and here's why.
1 cannon voice training- Alastor talks with a transatlantic accident which isn't a natrual accident. It makes scence that he would uses it as a entertainer but it seems to be his default speaking voice now. We see Vox put on a voice for tv and the public but the cameras trun off and the voice drops. Not Alastor his voice is all the time. Theres not alot of reasons for someone to completely change the way they talk but being trans sure is one of them.
2 historical transness- In the 1920s-1930s there was alot of gender fuckery going on. People where also just not transvestigateing. Like if you wore pants they would porbaly just asume your a cis man. There are people who fully passed as cis especially trans men who no one knew untill they died. Alastor with no liveing family and no isue breaking the law could get his papers forged. And if your wondering about his chest he could either A been flat chested, B binding, C custom corset to flatten his chest.
3) Monocle- a comon symbol for cross dressing lesbians. Also ace Afabs where pretty much lumped in with lesbians. Stone lesbian.