rip critical reading born 12,000 years ago in mesopotamia died on twitter in 2013. :( rest easy king.

if i had a dick i would love to have a disappointing orgasm in the shower while thinking of something or someone that i felt i should not be thinking about & then stand under the water with my forehead against a wall watching the proof of my guilt & shame go down the drain

The insight I get into the female mind thanks to this website is amazing.

not a female 👍

the most important virtues for the young woman are as follows: time theft, selfishness, orgasms, irreverence to authority, sacrilegious behavior, a questioning mind, and eating regular meals.

pulling you closer by our red string of fate so i can bite you and bite you and bite you and bite you and bite you and bite you and bi

seeing the mature content warning on a post just means i get to play the game of is this actually mature or is this just a woman