Contained Chaos

@red-panda-monium omg

I truly go into housewife mode when im someones girlfriend like I will make u pancakes and bacon every morning and suck u up whenever u want

this a lie

im literally dating this girl this a lie

she dont even know how to cook a pancake what is this

I feel a bit uncomfortable going back to a shop after the employees start to recognise and remember me.

Uncle Joe is not here for the fuckery

These are my favorite

having plans sounds like a good idea until you have to put on clothes and leave your house

Never forget that Hillary won the popular vote. A woman won a US presidential election. The fact that she was not given the presidency due to a quirk in an antiquated 200+ year old system cannot diminish that achievement.