13 Cards for Foreigners

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To me, Dante looks like he has a small belly (which isn’t surprising, he’s quite the couch potato). Gabrielle and Varo don’t really change physically in my headcanon.

As for Kuro, strangely enough, I see him as having the most boring body type lol. I mean, just standard. Nothing stands out.

And Zonty is a skinny little thing, because he pecks at food like a chick. I think if it weren’t for his huge hair, he’d just get blown away by the wind. At least that gives him some weight lol.

Oh, and Felix. I’m actually not sure yet, but I’m leaning toward the idea that he’s very close to sharing Romeo’s fate—but unlike the king, the Jack is hyperactive lol. So his weight might fluctuate… JUST LIKE HIM GYAGYA

In my headcanon, Zonty ended up being the thinnest and most delicate clone. I’ve seen some people imagine him as chubby, but I just couldn’t really connect that with his character haha.

This kind of design kind of emphasizes his fragility, I guess. And it doesn’t make him any less cute eithe

but there are also those who see it more like a relationship between a mother and a spoiled, capricious son… What do you think?

The fact that Waru and Gabriel didn’t end up in Joker’s show could be explained by the idea that that night Waru, as usual, was practicing his speech and didn’t sleep, and Gabriel spent the night at the old lady’s place downstairs.

(If you’re interested, you can take the test just for fun. I turned out to be a Heart suit ♥️)

Test: https://phoenix-animation.com/test_clones

Fedor said he sometimes imagines the clones living in a parallel world where time only moves when he keeps drawing “Land of Kings.” The thought of them being stuck where he stopped makes him draw faster out of guilt.

Gabriel: Why did time stop?

Kuromaku: Surely it’s possible to invent some kind of device capable of kicking him across the boundary of our realities…

Felix: I AM EXPERIENCING AN ENDLESS, HORRIFIC EXISTENTIAL PAIN INSIDE OF ME, I CANNOT BEAR MY OWN EXISTENCE.

Romeo: And why did I run away?.. What for?.. Couldn’t you have drawn slower at the moment when I still had everything?..

Spade: More time for preparation and planning.

Kuromaku: What?

Spade: Nothing.

Zontik: I have a bad feeling about this, but I can’t understand what exactly it is.

Dante: I’m fine with it.

Zontik: Are you even from our planet?

Spade: FOR F*CK'S SAKE!

Kuromaku: Why do you even care, you b*tch?!

Felix: IN THE CARD UNIVERSE, WE FUCKING KILL PEOPLE FOR THAT!

Romeo: Asshole.

Romeo: Don’t worry, we’ll hug you too!

Waru: Oh, fuck off!

Romeo: We’re going to hug!

⭐️ Vitalik the Cockroach is an old local meme in the “13 Cards” fandom that first appeared back in 2019 during the early days of fan-created characters for Land of Kings.

At first, he was just a random cockroach that eventually got deleted from the character folder, but fans loved him so much that they even made a petition demanding his return 🪳

Later, Vitalik gradually started appearing in official content:

— a poster in the Hearts volume (2021)

— a cameo in Episode 1 of the animated series (2024)

— then he even became the avatar of the official “13 Cards” community 😭

— a humanized version of Vitalik in “Joker Presents” (2025)