WHAT THE FUCK.

These koi are really aggressive. But look at the markings!

you can turn literally anything karkat says into a copypasta

WHILE YOU PLOT SOME FUCKING MUTINY I’LL BE DOING KEGEL EXERCISES WITH MY SINUSES. I’LL BE PURCHASING JIZZ FROM BANKS EN MASSE, I’LL BE OCCUPYING EVERY LAST CENT OF MY TIME WITH THIS. YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT CHALLENGE YOU BUCKED UP TO, LITTLE FILLY. YOU THINK YOUR CUM LIFEBLOOD IS GOING TO SAVE YOU? I CHOSE THIS FUCKING LIFE. MY EXCESS IS A CHOICE. I’LL SNORT YOUR CUM, I’LL SNORT JADE’S CUM, I’LL SNORT MY OWN FUCKING CUM AND ALL THE OTHER SPLOOGE I HOARDE WILL BE A DESSERT. JIZZ ICING ON A JIZZ CAKE. IF ONLY YOU KNEW THE WRATH YOU’D INSPIRE COULD MOVE MOUNTAINS, MAYBE YOU’D HAVE HELD YOUR LITTLE WHORISH TONGUE, DSi. BUT YOU DIDN’T. YOU CHOSE TO FUCKING PONY UP FOR THIS RODEO AND YOU BET YOUR SWEET, BUBBLE BUTT THAT I’LL BE TAKING THIS SHIT HOME. MY SHEER CUMMIES-DRIVEN DETERMINATION WILL WIPE OUT ALL OF YOUR HOPE, EFFECTIVELY DISMANTLING ALL YOU STAND FOR. AND WHEN YOU CCOLLAPSE, YOUR SMALL LUNGS FILLED WITH CUM, I’LL HOCK ONE LAST LOOGIE AT YOUR NOSTRILS AND MAKE SURE YOU CAN SNORT UP THAT LAST BIT ON YOUR DEATHBED.

do you really think someone would do something like that? just go on the internet and snort cum?