Laura

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John: I'm a doctor.

Sherlock: And only a fool argues with his doctor.

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Sherlock: I need to get some air. We're going out tonight.

John: Actually, I've got a date.

Sherlock: What?

John: It's where two people who like each other go out and have fun?

Sherlock: That's what I was suggesting.

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John: I'm glad no one saw that.

Sherlock: What?

John: You, ripping my clothes off in a darkened swimming pool. People will talk.

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John: We're not a couple.

Irene: Yes, you are.

John: In case anyone out there still cares, I'm not actually gay!

Irene: Well, I am.

Irene: Look at us both.

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John: Can we please not do this this time?

Sherlock: What?

John: You being all mysterious with your--cheekbones. And turning your coat collar up so you look cool.

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John: Okay, this is too much. We need to be more careful.

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Sherlock: Take my hand.

John: Now people will definitely talk.

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Sherlock: I'm your best...friend?

John: Yeah. 'Course you are. 'Course you're my best friend.

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John: I don't mind.

Sherlock: Anytime.

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Mary: Neither of us were the first, you know.

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Sherlock: The point I’m trying to make is that I am the most unpleasant… rude, ignorant, and all around obnoxious asshole that anyone could possibly have the misfortune to meet. I am dismissive of the virtuous, unaware of the beautiful, and uncomprehending in the face of the happy. So if I didn’t understand I was asked to be best man it is because I never expected to be anybody’s best friend. Certainly not the best friend of the bravest, and kindest and the wisest human being I have ever had the good fortune of knowing. John, I am a ridiculous man. Redeemed only by the warmth and constancy of your friendship.

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Sherlock: Did I do it wrong?

John: No, you didn't. Come here.

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John: He did, he taught me. Baker Street, behind closed curtains. Mrs Hudson walked in once. Don't know how those rumors got started.

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Sherlock: Not you!

Sherlock: You. It's always you. John Watson. You keep me right.

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Butterflies

Goodnight Florid

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