actually

But that’s the fun of it. Not knowing the outcome or what to expect.

That makes sense, but do you have a high tolerance for pain?

That’s funny because I’m calm. Not worked up at all.

Could be fuming on the inside, you know.

You’re one of those guys that like picking fights, huh?

Surprisingly enough, I'm not even violent, but seeing you all worked up is pretty entertaining.

I was actually trying to do the ice bucket challenge, but in a weird a way. And three months late too, I know.

Sometimes, things are better off simple. You know, not risking a broken wrist and a bloody arm.

Were you trying to accomplish something?

You haven’t seen aggravated yet, dude.

I'm assuming that was a threat, but I'm not terrified yet.

See, I don’t really do simple. But, I do have more questions. Where did you come from? … Where did you go? Cotton-Eyed Joe [laughs].

Not gonna lie, that was very moving -- but doesn't that mean that I stole your girlfriend?

Do things ever just happen to you and your not sure why but they just really affect you?

...That sounds pretty scary.

How do you know they were fake?

And how am I fuming?

You're clearly aggravated, that's how.

I’m not walking to some hot dog stand that’s 7 blocks away from my apartment. Did you forget that it’s like 11 in the morning, I could be doing something productive with my life than try a hot dog.

My point exactly. It's 11am, almost lunchtime. I'm not leaving you alone until you promise that you'll try one.

I actually never had those. 

What? Go get one right now, never having one of those is against my rules.

God, travelling all the way here is such a burden from PA. But let’s face it, New York, you still haven’t impressed me yet. Only disgust me with your filthy rats, tasteless food and insecure people who don’t know the difference between coats and sweatshirts.

Don't lie to yourself. Even the three dollar hotdogs are good.

Well, it depends on how much engraving costs.

So does everyone else.

Not to your extent. You're fuming.