Streets Mom: *dies*
Street: okay at least shes at peace
Chris: how are you feeling right now
Street: get the fuck out of my face were over i cant do this with you
Chris: 😧
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Streets Mom: *dies*
Street: okay at least shes at peace
Chris: how are you feeling right now
Street: get the fuck out of my face were over i cant do this with you
Chris: 😧

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Deacon: It’s hour 12 of the stakeout and-
Street in the background (to the tune of The Final Countdown): IT’S A MENTAL BREAKDOWN!
Tan: *off-key kazoo*
Deacon: - I’m losing my goddamn mind.
Jessica: I guess we’re boyfriend and girlfriend now.
Hondo: On one condition!
Jessica: What?
Hondo: I GET TO BE THE BOYFRIEND!
Street: How long does it take for someone to start hallucinating from sleep deprivation?
Tan: Hang on, let me look it up-
Deacon: Seventy-two hours.
Tan: How do you know that?
Deacon: There’s a clown behind you.
Street: Nice hands Chris
Chris: Uh, thanks?
Street: they’d look even greater wrapped around my-
Deacon: BIBLE! WRAPPED AROUND YOUR BIBLE! PRAISE THE LORD AMEN!

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Hondo: I was arrested for being too cool.
Street: The charges were dropped due to a lack of supporting evidence.
Hondo: Must be hard not being able to laugh
Street: I do have a sense of humor you know
Hondo: I’ve never heard you laugh before
Street: I’ve never heard you say anything funny
Store Worker: Would a Ms. Chris Alonso please come to the front desk?
Chris, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem?
Store Worker: *points to Street and Tan* I believe they belong to you?
Street and Tan, simultaneously: We got lost :(
Chris: I didn’t even bring you guys here with me-
Tan, trying to ask out Street: Would you like to stay and have dinner?
Chris: WOULD YOU LIKE TO STAY FOREVER?
Chris: Hey babe can you help me with the zipper?
Street: Yeah sure
Chris: Up street

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Kidnapper, negotiating: We have officer Street. Give us ten thousand dollars and he will be returned to you unharmed.
Street: Whoa whoa, wait, you think I’m only worth ten thousand?
Kidnapper: Wait, what-
Street, grabbing the megaphone: MAKE IT FIFTY!
Hondo: STREET SHUT UP!

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Chris: It’s not rocket science
Luca: Yeah! It’s normal science!
Luca: Which is still science
Luca: Science was actually my favorite subject as a kid
Luca: I almost went to work at NASA
Luca: So I would’ve been a rocket scientist
Chris: …
Luca: What were we talking about?
Hondo: Time for plan G.
Street: Don’t you mean plan B?
Hondo: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.
Chris: What about plan D?
Hondo: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.
Deacon: What about plan E?
Hondo: I’m hoping not to use it. Luca dies in plan E.
Tan: I like plan E.