Unimpressed

It’s been YEARS since I logged in and I’m both embarrassed and impressed , my teenage years were a rollercoaster.

Tyler Oakley is still alive and I’m age regressing

life is just one ibuprofen after the other

the next ibuprofen will fix me

WHO DOWNLOADED IT ?

2016 fucked things up so 2017 can be like SURPRISE BITCH BEYONCE’S HAVING TWINS. Legend says they’ll end with global warming and defeat Donald Trump.

What the hell was I thinking? If 2016 fucked up then what’s gonna happen in 2021? Beyoncé’s will be the next Octomom ???

I may be ugly

But… there’s no “but” in my case I just may be ugly.

@otahkoapisiakii

I can’t quite place my finger on the name for the feeling this conveys, but it is an extremely Big Mood

Is Chris Evans Steve Rogers or is Steve Rogers Chris Evans?

“Fellas, is it gay to be a good father?”

if I don’t reblog a good burn on piers morgan, assume I’m dead

Punchy says you fucks are BASIC

a clam wrote this 

Proceeds to isolate myself for a week