all dimensions are hell dimensions

Thor and Steve regularly go out and commit petty crime in front of police officers just for the laughs because like what the hell are they gonna do??? Arrest a norse god??? Put a living legend in handcuffs??? I don’t think so lol Thor take off your pants in front of that cop and see what he does. FUCK da police.

Steve Rogers is a good boy and I will swing on those who say he would commit ANY crime no matter how small

He literally committed a felony in the first 10 minutes of CATFA.

One of the reasons I love Steve Rogers is because he’s always a slut for treason.

Steve Rogers would never commit petty crimes because he only commits capital crimes

Steve Rogers would totally commit petty crimes if he thought the law was unjust. Watch Steve Rogers remove anti-homeless bars. Watch a Steve Rogers give out food for free that was supposed to be thrown away. Watch Steve Rogers be in a park open “from dawn to dusk” after dark because “it’s a stupid fucking rule, Buck.”

Steve Roger hasn’t been putting the “riot” in “patriot” for y’all to call him a lawful good

“Plans for the evening.”

why are we still here? just to suffer? every day i get emails