Rogue Rocker

QUEUEING WITH MAINLAND CHINESE AUNTIES

CLEAR SIGN OF WHEN IT MAY BE TIME TO CUT THE APRON STRINGS FROM YOUR SON

SINGAPORE DREAMIN':  CASH, CAR, CREDIT CARD, CONDOMINIUM, COUNTRY CLUB

WHEN I JUST MISS THE MRT TRAIN AND DOORS SHUT IN MY FACE

WHEN I APPROACH THE COUNTER AT McDONALD’S AND THE CASHIER OFFERS ME THE SUPER-SIZED “MEGA MAC” QUADRUPLE BIG MAC EXTRA VALUE MEAL

WHEN I ASK A SINGAPORE SHOP CLERK A QUESTION AND THEY SURPRISINGLY GIVE A KNOWLEDGEABLE ANSWER

WHEN THE TAXI DRIVER HAS THE RADIO TUNED TO A CHINESE STATION

SATURDAY NIGHT IN SINGAPORE:  ALL DRESSED UP AND NO WHERE TO GO

WHEN I HEAR A LADY WHO DOESN’T KNOW THE PROPER WAY TO WALK IN HIGH HEELS CLUNKING ABOUT LIKE SHE IS WEARING TAP SHOES

INNER DIALOGUE AS I AM REGRETTING A SUNDAY AFTERNOON VISIT TO MUSTAFA CENTRE

SATURDAY AFTERNOONS AT BUGIS JUNCTION

ADMIRING THE ELEGANTLY GRACEFUL WAY LOCAL LADIES WALK IN HIGH HEELS

WHEN I CATCH SOMEONE ENJOYING A NOSE BOOGIE

WHEN THE TAXI DRIVER PLAYS GOOD MUSIC ON THE RADIO

WHEN THE TAXI DRIVER KNOWS THE DESTINATION AND DOESN’T NEED DIRECTIONS

UNCLE WEARING SLIDERS SHUFFLING ALONG AT MAXIMUM SPEED

WHEN YOU’RE WALKING UP TO A TAXI QUEUE AND THE GUY WALKING BEHIND YOU RUNS AHEAD AND JUMPS IN LINE IN FRONT OF YOU