MOOOOOUSE

"Say that to my face, ya goblin!" he's searching the tree for the voice.

"Oh, an actual vermin." It was so tiny he could barely see it. "And it talks..." he squinted his optics, thinking. He could have sworn the only intelligent life on earth was the humans...

Said small mouse was gesturing, using tiny ropes and fish hooks to stay on his mask.

"Better watch your little mouth, bug. We can destroy you and your house if you keep calling us names!" just like what he was doing... but the creature started it! And also, he had the power to follow through on his threats. He doubted the creature did.

"Say that to my face, ya goblin!" he's searching the tree for the voice.

"Oh, an actual vermin." It was so tiny he could barely see it. "And it talks..." he squinted his optics, thinking. He could have sworn the only intelligent life on earth was the humans...

Said small mouse was gesturing, using tiny ropes and fish hooks to stay on his mask.

"Say that to my face, ya goblin!" he's searching the tree for the voice.

"Something of your stature would suffice, however."

She's gonna go deep in her house. Then yell out, "Maybe you'll get more points if you get a last name or shrink down!"

"That makes absolutely no sense! Why on earth would having a last name have any impact on my attractiveness? And I would look exactly the same if I were smaller!"

She's already got a chair up against the door. "And no you wouldn't. People would be looking down at you."