Aug 6
I truly think the funniest piece of completely inconsequential domestic lore we’ve ever gotten is when Phil said Dan insists he “can’t hear” if there’s something on the table in between them. I laugh out loud thinking about Dan moving their fuck ass salt and pepper shakers to the side so he can hear his boyfriend talk
i unfortunately get dan so bad with this i also can't hear or focus on anything if there's like a bottle or something on the table. even if it isn't directly in front of the person i'm sat with like it just messes with my brain for some reason
