hello

They were literally born for this

all my life I’ve somehow only ever seen the gifs of this. I never even knew that the pumpkin man was dancing to the Ghostbusters theme. This whole thing is so much better than I ever could have expected from the gifs omg

my boss after he fires me

this is just code for “not pro union”

Reblog if you go on Tumblr during work hours

Grandmas were so right about puzzles and knitting and crocheting and solitaire and reading slow and slippers and baking and watching deer in the backyard send post

i love those blinking red lights they put on top of radio towers and windmills and skyscrapers etc, theyre like electronic flowers or something to me

kind eyes of angels

if you are a game designer and you force me to kill wolves AND you have them make sad puppy noises I'm killing you

see this never happens in spider solitaire for windows

"ingredients you can pronounce!!!" actually i'm great at phonics and i love eating chemicals

people who live in areas where there are native lizards should never take that for granted. you can just go outside and see a little guy hanging out. what’s better than that?

I loooove responding to texts with the thumbs up emoji. It's like the emoji form of saying "on it boss"

i understand why old people sit outside just to sit outside