MY BIRD IS SITTING IN THE TOP CORNER OF HER CAGE CALLING MY DOGāS NAME AND ASKING IF HE WANTS A TREAT AND IF HE WANTS TO GO TO OUTSIDE AND HEāS TOO STUPID TO REALIZE ITāS HER SO EVERYTIME SHE SAYS SOMETHING HE LOOKS AT ME LIKE
Ā SHE LAUGHS EVERYTIME TOO AND NOW HEāS JUMPING ON ME AND BARKING AND GETTING MAD AT ME LIKE OLIVER TURN AROUND AND LOOK IN THAT HUGE ASS CAGE AND BEG HER FOR A FUCKING TREAT OR SOMETHING.Ā
NOW SHE ASKED IF HE WANTS TO GO FOR A WALKĀ
Ā SOMEONE HELP.Ā
NO OLIVER, IGNORE ECHO. NO ONE IS HEREĀ
I PROMISE.Ā
IāM 1000% DONE.
āOLI GO CAGE.ā NO OLIĀ
Ā DONāT.Ā
GO.Ā
CAGE.Ā
birds straight-up fuckin with other pets is my jam















