CREATURE OF THE NIGHT

omfg this is the best thing i could have heard tonight tbh. i’ve always wanted to make a wacky bby and Fred ( Rik Mayall in general ) was such a big influence in my life that like…… how could i not ??? DUECE BIGALOW HOLY LORD PLS. you are perfect and i adore you so pls never change <3333 and thank you thank you thank you for your kind words !!

    ❝ Oi, now Buffy! Ain’t ya listenin’?        All brawn, no brains. Ain’t that a        shame. Name’s Drop Dead Fred.

     [The Creation looks down at his weights and back at the bloke.]

"F-friend?"

      [He picks them up and continues lifting them.]

"Oh-- you sure? you can handle these?"

    ❝ Wowie wowza !!Lookit you! You a buffed up bloke        now, aint’cha? Haaaaand made to perfection! Hey,        hey. Hey. Ya think I could get that buff, huh? I betcha                if I was that buff I’d have all the birds all over me! 

[ The Creation weight-lifts in the distance, presenting himself as Charles Atlas Material .]

"The sword of Damocles hangs over my head; and the people I meet seem to be way over their h e a d."

Here’s what you do: reblog this before Sunday, December 8th. I’ll send you a url to be Secret Santa to. From December 9th-24th you will send that person cute little anonymous messages. On or after Christmas Day, you will reveal who you are!

The only real rule is that everybody has to have the anon option available for asks. Otherwise this would be called Blatently Obvious Santa and that just doesn’t work.