@AVERYOFFICIAL

im rotting its fine

my husband of twenty years: i love you me: he’s just saying that to be nice

I want to eat cake.

I want to eat lots of yummy cake.

If I don't get to eat some cake soon I'll die it's a medical condition it's very real

have you ever felt that tension with someone where out of nowhere you just want to grab them, kiss them and make them beg, make them ask for more. their eyes and body drive you nuts and you just want them and you’ll do anything to get them, touch them, hear them, own them and you know you just crave for them and its like your life depends on it and you will never get enough

The number of messages I’ve failed to answer across all my devices and media platforms will be weighed against my soul on judgment day, and I will be cast into hell

being an adult is just running around getting one thing done so you can get another thing done so you can get another thing done so you can get another thing done so you can get another thing done and also eating whatever you want but feeling really guilty about it